♪ forty-eighth water clone [accidental video] forward dated to Thursday morning

[ninthserenade]

Braig! Braig, get back here!

[At first, it'd probably seem like he was talking in his sleep, considering the time of day the broadcast was sent out--until a tree passes the lens of the SFC. Uh oh. Looks like the little Nobody lost something! This goes on for a few minutes until Demyx finally lowers his voice.]

Braig? ...Oh man, there you are!

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[limitless_land]

[...yeah, he's snickering behind his hand. Whether the SFC decides to show it or not, however... not up to him.]

[ninthserenade]

[SORRY BRO CAN'T HEAR YOU.

He's kinda too busy dry-heaving on the stench.]

[limitless_land]

...You do realize that isn't a cat, right?

[THERE IS A REASON HE ISN'T THERE IN PERSON, BRO.]

[ninthserenade]

Yeah--[Hack, gag, wheeze--] Thanks for pointing that out!

[Don't mind the snappiness, man.]

[limitless_land]

Tomatoes. They cancel out the stench.

[Enjoy the bath~]

[ninthserenade]

They're not gonna let me in a freakin' store smelling like this! What'm I supposed to do with a bunch of tomatoes anyways?!

[And cue panic mode.]

[limitless_land]

I'll leave them at your apartment... and you're supposed to take a bath in them.

[Amused forever mode.]

[ninthserenade]

How.

[limitless_land]

The juice, Demyx. You bathe in the juice and scrub.

[ninthserenade]

...That's really, really weird, but uh... Okay.

[limitless_land]

I know it is, but it works.

Found out when someone tried to use perfume to cover it up when the others got sprayed. You do not want to know how that turned out.

[ninthserenade]

I take it the results were really nasty?

[limitless_land]

Very. Probably enough to incapacitate Zexion.

[ninthserenade]

Dude, I think I could knock him down now. I think some of it got in my eyes.

[limitless_land]

...Good luck with the tomato juice, then. [Yeah, steering clear of you for like... a week. He likes his nose.]

[ninthserenade]

How long until it usually goes away?