stolen from the lovely ms steadman

Mar 13, 2007 17:50

SERIOUSLY why did none of you inform me of what an emormous fag i was two years ago


Comment andrea left me: Feb 15 2005

LMAO I laughed so hard at "monkeys are nice"... It's the most inspirational quote I've ever heard Joanna *wipes tear* I love the day after Valentines day, all the happy people are so sad it's over and all us bitter people can laugh because it's a long time until the next Valentines day. Hahahahaha you are my hero for spinning in your computer chair... That song Bad Boy always makes me hyper too! I think it's because of the "back back back up reverse reverse" line lol. It always gets me. Oh man, I was so hyper on msn after school... Forgive me if I scarred you emotionally haha. Anyways I must go continue commenting and doing homework (civics = boo)

(the song is definitely keshia chante lmao)
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May 13 2005

oh and KATY VANDALIZED SOMETHING....its the scandal of the year....she wrote "THE" in between Greg and Ho on that sign.

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september 13 2005
SO we were playing manhunt and sophie and I were hiding together and we were like ..where should we go?? then we saw this like grassy slope thing and we were like lets go down there! ...and thought we were incredibly clever doing it...and as SOON as we got there we tried to run down the hill and it was WAY WAY steeper than we originally thought and we both like toppled down the hill into this ditch thing...AND if that wasnt funny enough, we were laughing so hard that people heard us and were like THEYRE IN THIS DITCH....and we were both like OMG THEYRE GONNA FALL IN THIS DITCH so we didnt even try to run and just sat there watching these people coming. Then they were running at the slope and like 4 of them came toppling (while shouting) down into the ditch where we were and i ahve never ever laughed so hard in my entire life. I didnt even try to run and they tagged us because i was laughing to hard to move.
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September 29 2005
this grade 9 was walking with this sign on a big metal pole and soph and i(and probabaly others) were watching him and were both like "oh no, hes gonna hit the top of the doorframe" ...and both failed at not laughing loudly and conspiciuosly while he struggled to get it under the doorframe AFTER he hit it with a huge DING sound. THEN to make it better he was walking back, and this was just after soph and I had regained composure and she was telling the story extremely loudly to Katy and didnt notice that the kid was already coming back and just after she was like THIS GRADE 9 WAS WALKING AND HIT THE DOORFRAME i smacked her backpack to make her shut up since he was right there and we both burst into laughter again and i fell loudly into a folded up cafeteria table
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October 18 2005
okay i was sitting watching tv with my dad and i wasnt facing him cause i was looking at the tv and all of a sudden theres this huge loud GAHHHHAWWW sound from behind me and i whip around to find that my father has dumped like an entire plate of meat pie on himself. I was laughing SO hard but trying not to show him in case he was offended...so i was like HOW did you manage to do that? and he was like (with this confused look on his face while like jumping to his feet cause it was really hot) THE PLATE JUST FLIPPED!!, and if that wasnt funny enough, theres this huge meat stain on his work shirt now...oh mann i thought i would never stop laughing...aw man then he was like joanna could you wash my shirt for me...cause he doesnt know how i think and i was like in my head BEST PERSON IN LIFE
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