"Moses, move the bike."
here are some lists of five. not necessarily top fives.
5 things that i never had to put up with until i got married (the list for positive additions is way longer):
1. american idol
2. the parent-teacher store
3. auburn football (or any kind of football)
4. yardwork
5. shaving my toes
5 completely selfish and un-humanitarian things i would do with a bajillion dollars:
1. build a swimming pool/movie theater combo in our backyard
2. buy out all the mcdonald's and turn them into in-n-out burgers
3. start an anteater breeding program
4. load my family into a car/plane and visit just about everywhere.
5. put mst 3000 back on the air
5 bands that i wish would get back together(or come back to life) for one more album:
1. mineral
2. blaster the rocketman
3. queen
4. twothirtyeight
5. the clash
5 pictures of signs:
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3.
4.
5.
5 root beer bottles in my collection:
1. route 66 root beer
2. way2cool root beer
3. montana's very own flathead lake monster root beer
4. platteville main street root beer
5. steap green tea soda root beer
5 things that my daughter obsessively carries around:
1. a plastic easter egg
2. a bottle of nail polish
3. any of my id cards
4. a mini-dv cassete
5. a travel-size bottle of mouthwash
5 fotos of kevin wilder (who is leaving us in a few days):
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
5 things that my wife says that i love:
1. she calls things that she doesn't like "that silly ole ________"
2. "crap ball, corner pocket."
3. she calls tortillas "tortillyas"
4. she constantly misunderstands me and repeats back what she thought i said and it never makes sense. ex. "do you smell those grills?" "do i hear all those gorillas?"
5. when i say "i love you" she doesn't say "i love you, too" she just says "i love you" back to me.
the last 5 movies that made me cry:
1. pursuit of happyness
2. in america
3. an inconvienient truth
4. hustle & flow (shut up, helen)
5. when the levees broke
5 people that i think are really really funny:
1. demetri martin
2. michael j. nelson
3. lewis black
4. david knapp
5. rainn wilson
5 stops on our trip in july:
1. the virginia mountain bike creeper trail
2. shenandoah national park, virginia
3. charlotte, north carolina
4. congaree national park, south carolina
5. oak island, north carolina
5 things i should be doing right now instead this:
1. cleaning up this office
2. cleaning up iphoto
3. buying my wife a card for out two-year anniversary (which was yesterday)
4. brushing my daughter's hair
5. reading the rest of "farewell to arms"
5 things that i never had to put up with until i got married (the list for positive additions is way longer):
1. american idol
2. the parent-teacher store
3. auburn football (or any kind of football)
4. yardwork
5. shaving my toes
5 completely selfish and un-humanitarian things i would do with a bajillion dollars:
1. build a swimming pool/movie theater combo in our backyard
2. buy out all the mcdonald's and turn them into in-n-out burgers
3. start an anteater breeding program
4. load my family into a car/plane and visit just about everywhere.
5. put mst 3000 back on the air
5 bands that i wish would get back together(or come back to life) for one more album:
1. mineral
2. blaster the rocketman
3. queen
4. twothirtyeight
5. the clash
5 pictures of signs:
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
5 root beer bottles in my collection:
1. route 66 root beer
2. way2cool root beer
3. montana's very own flathead lake monster root beer
4. platteville main street root beer
5. steap green tea soda root beer
5 things that my daughter obsessively carries around:
1. a plastic easter egg
2. a bottle of nail polish
3. any of my id cards
4. a mini-dv cassete
5. a travel-size bottle of mouthwash
5 fotos of kevin wilder (who is leaving us in a few days):
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
5 things that my wife says that i love:
1. she calls things that she doesn't like "that silly ole ________"
2. "crap ball, corner pocket."
3. she calls tortillas "tortillyas"
4. she constantly misunderstands me and repeats back what she thought i said and it never makes sense. ex. "do you smell those grills?" "do i hear all those gorillas?"
5. when i say "i love you" she doesn't say "i love you, too" she just says "i love you" back to me.
the last 5 movies that made me cry:
1. pursuit of happyness
2. in america
3. an inconvienient truth
4. hustle & flow (shut up, helen)
5. when the levees broke
5 people that i think are really really funny:
1. demetri martin
2. michael j. nelson
3. lewis black
4. david knapp
5. rainn wilson
5 stops on our trip in july:
1. the virginia mountain bike creeper trail
2. shenandoah national park, virginia
3. charlotte, north carolina
4. congaree national park, south carolina
5. oak island, north carolina
5 things i should be doing right now instead this:
1. cleaning up this office
2. cleaning up iphoto
3. buying my wife a card for out two-year anniversary (which was yesterday)
4. brushing my daughter's hair
5. reading the rest of "farewell to arms"