Notto Disu Shitto Agen
"Don't you ever smile?" This is the first thing the new guy said to me.
I'm pretty sure I gave him a dirty look. I mean seriously, how is that logically the first thing one would consider saying to someone they've never talked to before?
My response: "I'm at work?"
"Oh, it's not that bad. Don't you have anything to smile about?"
"If I smiled all the time people would think I'm a loon."
This ain't fuckin' McDonald's, bub.
He kept talking to me, too. I just wanted him to go away. I thought he was going to hit on me. Turns out he's engaged. Not that that stops some people...
I guess he just feels sorry for me. No need, dude.
Ugh, people do this to me all the time. I guess my face with no expression looks angry or sad. I asked someone if that was the case, and she said no, but I guess she's just too chipper to see it that way.
Related: TINA, STOP ASKING ME WHAT I'M THINKING ABOUT.
Otherwise, I'm gonna crack and say something like: "Two hot blonde guys fucking each others brains out on a trestle table"
Haha, no. I don't have the guts. But I will say, as deadpan as I can, "Sex."
See if she ever asks me again. XD
I'm pretty sure I gave him a dirty look. I mean seriously, how is that logically the first thing one would consider saying to someone they've never talked to before?
My response: "I'm at work?"
"Oh, it's not that bad. Don't you have anything to smile about?"
"If I smiled all the time people would think I'm a loon."
This ain't fuckin' McDonald's, bub.
He kept talking to me, too. I just wanted him to go away. I thought he was going to hit on me. Turns out he's engaged. Not that that stops some people...
I guess he just feels sorry for me. No need, dude.
Ugh, people do this to me all the time. I guess my face with no expression looks angry or sad. I asked someone if that was the case, and she said no, but I guess she's just too chipper to see it that way.
Related: TINA, STOP ASKING ME WHAT I'M THINKING ABOUT.
Otherwise, I'm gonna crack and say something like: "Two hot blonde guys fucking each others brains out on a trestle table"
Haha, no. I don't have the guts. But I will say, as deadpan as I can, "Sex."
See if she ever asks me again. XD