long live DELV
ahaha, i was lookin through some shit my boy wrote and its just ridiculous. this kid is insane..
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mega man. vs. rockin out
dude i like to party as much as the next dude. for serious. but i think parties in east lansing are really played out. i have a new passion now. mega man. mega man kicks ass. hes like the coolest dude ever in history throughout time ever throughout history and time in history. heres why mega man kicks more ass than partying.
- mega man has a cannon instead of a left hand, which is bad ass because it makes it very easy for him to blast away a heinous bastard. now at parties all i see in peoples left hands are busch lights and or cigarettes. those arent badass because you cant blast away bad dudes with them, all youre probably going to do is offend a cool ass dude like me. and thats not dope.
- when mega man defeats a foe he absorbs their special power. now you cant tell me thats not rad. all dumb bastards at parties take in is mindless drivel about how boring each others classes are or something about how hard it is emotionally to be a dumb slut on campus. try putting that crap to good use. id rather be blowing away tomahawk man with the plant razor i absorbed from plant man. boo yah!
- mega man fights for justice, and to defeat the evil dr. wily so he doesnt turn the world into his slaves. the only time im seeing a fight at a party is when some fucking dorks with buzzcuts arent getting attention from some slut so they get flustered and pick fights with other fucks that are just as frustrated for the same reason. maybe its just me but thats not so noble.
well thats why mega man is cooler than partying in east lansing, later yall. keep on truckin
delvrxxooxxooxooxxoo
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im tryin to reach the next level
rolex with the ice bezel
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mega man. vs. rockin out
dude i like to party as much as the next dude. for serious. but i think parties in east lansing are really played out. i have a new passion now. mega man. mega man kicks ass. hes like the coolest dude ever in history throughout time ever throughout history and time in history. heres why mega man kicks more ass than partying.
- mega man has a cannon instead of a left hand, which is bad ass because it makes it very easy for him to blast away a heinous bastard. now at parties all i see in peoples left hands are busch lights and or cigarettes. those arent badass because you cant blast away bad dudes with them, all youre probably going to do is offend a cool ass dude like me. and thats not dope.
- when mega man defeats a foe he absorbs their special power. now you cant tell me thats not rad. all dumb bastards at parties take in is mindless drivel about how boring each others classes are or something about how hard it is emotionally to be a dumb slut on campus. try putting that crap to good use. id rather be blowing away tomahawk man with the plant razor i absorbed from plant man. boo yah!
- mega man fights for justice, and to defeat the evil dr. wily so he doesnt turn the world into his slaves. the only time im seeing a fight at a party is when some fucking dorks with buzzcuts arent getting attention from some slut so they get flustered and pick fights with other fucks that are just as frustrated for the same reason. maybe its just me but thats not so noble.
well thats why mega man is cooler than partying in east lansing, later yall. keep on truckin
delvrxxooxxooxooxxoo
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im tryin to reach the next level
rolex with the ice bezel