Bryen and Kia have their special parts pierced...
So yesterday I came to Simmons after class. I had to fill out paperwork for the Montreal trip. I ate lots of food in the dining hall because Myriam had to pay b/c she has no more guest passes. Then we watched Zoolander, well, Myriam, Bryen and I, because Kia was at work. If she were an office supply, she'd be a stapler. Hahaha.
Then we decided that Bryen buying us alcohol was a must. I was CRUNKED last night. Kia is up-dating at the same time as me....right now. Ok, so yeah, after Kia got back we went to get some alcohol and soda. It was fantastic. I learned that I'm a man because I drink Vodka straight. Sweet. I fell a lot last night. I hit my head a few times too. I called Tom and I think I started to call him Bryan. My head kinda hurts. I had trouble getting into Myriam's bed the like 8 times I tried. Kia pushed my butt up once and then I fell off the bed. So yeah, I was gone. I said hello to a janitor. He suspected nothing. I also had to get by Anel, aka, "the mother," and I totally did like 5 times without her knowing. Bryen didn't help me when Kia and Myriam left because he was in bed naked. I also saw his penis because it's pierced and I saw Kia's C-Unit because she has that pierced too.
My head still kinda hurts. Bryan hung up on me last night. I don't think he's my friend anymore. He said we are still friends but he had to do homework. LAME EXCUSE. I threw up once last night. It was m cheesburger from dinner. Then I walked back into the room and went to sleep. I have no idea when Myriam and Kia came back....they were just there when I woke up. Sweet.
Then we decided that Bryen buying us alcohol was a must. I was CRUNKED last night. Kia is up-dating at the same time as me....right now. Ok, so yeah, after Kia got back we went to get some alcohol and soda. It was fantastic. I learned that I'm a man because I drink Vodka straight. Sweet. I fell a lot last night. I hit my head a few times too. I called Tom and I think I started to call him Bryan. My head kinda hurts. I had trouble getting into Myriam's bed the like 8 times I tried. Kia pushed my butt up once and then I fell off the bed. So yeah, I was gone. I said hello to a janitor. He suspected nothing. I also had to get by Anel, aka, "the mother," and I totally did like 5 times without her knowing. Bryen didn't help me when Kia and Myriam left because he was in bed naked. I also saw his penis because it's pierced and I saw Kia's C-Unit because she has that pierced too.
My head still kinda hurts. Bryan hung up on me last night. I don't think he's my friend anymore. He said we are still friends but he had to do homework. LAME EXCUSE. I threw up once last night. It was m cheesburger from dinner. Then I walked back into the room and went to sleep. I have no idea when Myriam and Kia came back....they were just there when I woke up. Sweet.