and i'm back.
how do these stats make you swoon and cheer? .157 BA, 0 HR, 4 RBI, .405 OPS? Sounds like your starting all-star game National League shortstop to me. he's currently leading in the all-star voting for shortstop. to make matters worse, he looks like this.
i wouldn't normally kick a guy while he's down. yes, nomar's been hurt all year and has been on the DL for over a month. yes, it's up to the fans to choose who they want to see and if they want to vote for people just because they recognize their names, well that's their (unbelievably retarded) prerogative. in this case, i won't stand for it. i say "good day" to all of those idiots. here's the face of the guy who's getting robbed.
CESAR FREAKING IZTURIS!!! .345 BA, 20 RBIs, leads the majors in multi-hit games and TOTAL hits (he is the hit king), .818 OPS, GOLD FREAKING GLOVE...without a doubt the best defensive shortstop since Omar Vizquel... plus he's tiny at 5'9'', which is awesome because it makes his pants fall over his shoes, like this. i'm outraged.
i wouldn't normally kick a guy while he's down. yes, nomar's been hurt all year and has been on the DL for over a month. yes, it's up to the fans to choose who they want to see and if they want to vote for people just because they recognize their names, well that's their (unbelievably retarded) prerogative. in this case, i won't stand for it. i say "good day" to all of those idiots. here's the face of the guy who's getting robbed.
CESAR FREAKING IZTURIS!!! .345 BA, 20 RBIs, leads the majors in multi-hit games and TOTAL hits (he is the hit king), .818 OPS, GOLD FREAKING GLOVE...without a doubt the best defensive shortstop since Omar Vizquel... plus he's tiny at 5'9'', which is awesome because it makes his pants fall over his shoes, like this. i'm outraged.
