My best feature...

Aug 31, 2005 23:30

So you know how everybody has a particular feature about themselves that people always compliment them on? Some people have hypnotic eyes. Others have a great sense of humor. Still some others have nice, round, grabbable asses (sorry...my blackness coming through). Well evidentely, MY great feature that everyone notices is...

That I have great diction.

Yup. Not a day goes by that someone doesn't compliment me on my excellent grammar and conciseness of my speech. Not that I have sexy cheekbones. Not that I have well groomed nose hairs. Oh no no. My vocabularic acumen is what people notice.

This sucks...
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