A sociological experiment...

Aug 19, 2005 01:42

So in my boredom working the front desk at Chena, I have decide to undergo a little experiment. So as to pretend I'm actually doing something with myself while I'm out here besides working and masturbating. We have a set of double doors that lead into the lodge where I work. I decided to lock the right side of these double doors.

Because I can. Don't ask.

Anywho, it's rather amusing watching how different nationalities react when they push on said door and notice it's locked. Here are the results of my research thus far:

Japanese people will push the door once, then go through the other door.

German people will figure out how the door is locked, and then unlock it and go through it.

Americans will push and push at that door for like thirty seconds, bound and determined to go through THAT door.

French people just break down and cry in front of the door.

Okay, I was kidding about the French, but every other one is true. Even the Americans, I am sad to say. Why, oh why, do we have to be the 'Poked In The Head With A Coat Hanger In The Womb' country of the world? Sigh...
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