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What's a Pirate's favorite poison?
Arrrsenic!
What's a Pirate's favorite means of attack?
Arrrtillery!
What's a Pirate's favorite cannon?
A Parrot gun!
What's a Pirate's favorite hi-tech gadget?
The Aye-Pod!
What's a Pirate's favorite way to quit smoking?
The patch!
Who's a Pirate's favorite physicist?
Max Planck!
Would a Pirate date a depressed girl who takes razor blades to her skin to relieve her ennui?
Of course! A Pirate never goes anywhere without his Cutlass!
Do Pirates like fanfic?
No! (It's not Canon!)
Does talking like a Pirate make a difference?
Aye! Avast difference!
Are Pirate Captains polyamorous?
Of course! They have three mates!
Where's the bathroom on a Pirate ship?
On the Poop deck, of course!
Why couldn't the drunken Pirate find the mast?
It was mizzen.
Why are Pirate Captains cheapskates?
Their quarters are stern!
Are Pirates tidy?
No, their dining rooms are always a mess!
What does the Postman bring Pirates?
Pieces of 'ate mail!
Why don't Pirates vote?
Because if they cast their ballast, they'll overturn the electon!
What's a Pirate's favorite poison?
Arrrsenic!
What's a Pirate's favorite means of attack?
Arrrtillery!
What's a Pirate's favorite cannon?
A Parrot gun!
What's a Pirate's favorite hi-tech gadget?
The Aye-Pod!
What's a Pirate's favorite way to quit smoking?
The patch!
Who's a Pirate's favorite physicist?
Max Planck!
Would a Pirate date a depressed girl who takes razor blades to her skin to relieve her ennui?
Of course! A Pirate never goes anywhere without his Cutlass!
Do Pirates like fanfic?
No! (It's not Canon!)
Does talking like a Pirate make a difference?
Aye! Avast difference!
Are Pirate Captains polyamorous?
Of course! They have three mates!
Where's the bathroom on a Pirate ship?
On the Poop deck, of course!
Why couldn't the drunken Pirate find the mast?
It was mizzen.
Why are Pirate Captains cheapskates?
Their quarters are stern!
Are Pirates tidy?
No, their dining rooms are always a mess!
What does the Postman bring Pirates?
Pieces of 'ate mail!
Why don't Pirates vote?
Because if they cast their ballast, they'll overturn the electon!