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As far as I can tell, there are only four types of people in the world.
Ninjas
Pirates
Robots
and Mimes.
That is all.
I've heard people self identify as Jedi. Awesome, Jedi are space ninjas. I knew a girl who claimed to be a cowboy. Since a cowboy is basically a ground pirate, I cut off her arms and legs. There are a hundred subsets you could fit into, but all of them are an iteration of the four basic affiliations.
A viking is a variety of pirate. If I see a viking, he will not walk away without some form of laceration, plain and simple. I don't care how much you whine. A viking is not a robot, and it damn sure ain't a ninja. If you guys want to claim to be mimes, go ahead, but that isn't going to stop me. Nobody like a mime.
Ninjas
Pirates
Robots
and Mimes.
That is all.
I've heard people self identify as Jedi. Awesome, Jedi are space ninjas. I knew a girl who claimed to be a cowboy. Since a cowboy is basically a ground pirate, I cut off her arms and legs. There are a hundred subsets you could fit into, but all of them are an iteration of the four basic affiliations.
A viking is a variety of pirate. If I see a viking, he will not walk away without some form of laceration, plain and simple. I don't care how much you whine. A viking is not a robot, and it damn sure ain't a ninja. If you guys want to claim to be mimes, go ahead, but that isn't going to stop me. Nobody like a mime.