Santa says...

[privateskylark]

http://www.santasez.sig-ad.com/

See, Santa doesn't believe in "Ninjas"

(Type in 'ninja' and he does nothing. Type in 'pirate' and see what he does!)

Comments

Re: Good stuff.

[cowardlykitten]

It was cooler when i typed "sex the elf". Coz that's totally what he did. and:

"strip"
"rape the elf"
"moonwalk"

And my favorite

"flay a plane into the WTC"

Re: Good stuff.

[love_potion9]

"Take your shirt off"
"Dance for me, baby"

[valhearte]

If you type in "Ninja" a ninja shadowwalks behind him and sticks a needle in his back activating a potent toxin that instantly kills him immediately after you click off the window.

...I can see it. It must be your eyepatch.

[cowardlykitten]

"do karate"

[itssaragh]

no...the actally pirate and ninja keywords there are "attack" and "chicken dance," respectively.

[omni_fabulae]

When I typed in "ninja" he walked up to the screen and stared at me... It wasn't very ninja-y, though. By why would Santa like ninja, anyway? The Japanese just think Christmas is a fun time for lovers and eating KFC...