(introductory post)

[azuresorrow]

Hi! I'm a RETARD WHO CAN'T READ THE COMMUNITY RULES new member and this is my introductory post thing. I haven't chosen a side, because I AM AN UNHOLY ABOMINATION FROM BOWELS OF HELL Like ninjas and pirates equally!!!!1111!11!!!!one!!11 one I would like to say that ninjas and pirates are both INSANE AWESOME. Like, Ninjas have awesome abilities, like catcabulary and nun chunk usilage, while pirates have wenches, ale, wenches, drum machines, and wenches. Not to mention cool pirate speech like "AAAAAAAAAAR" and "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR" and "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR" and "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"
Both ninjas and pirates have the letter "a".
it is quite a cacophony!