Pirates, we have a traitor in our midst.
azuresorrow is no pirate. He is a ninja. The stealthy bastard thought he could pull one over on us. But we know better. He thought he could blind us with sex appeal and feathers, but we know better. We pirates may be constantly drunk, but we're not stupid.
I hereby move we subject the traitorous scum to torture (i.e.- make him sit though all of R.Kelly's "Trapped in the Closet"), then make his ass walk the plank.
Not that I can blame him for wanting to trade sides. When your own kind start admitting to getting their powers from vegetables and shit, life as a ninja must seem pretty fucking bleak.