Re: jargontoshiya

Dec 02, 2005 03:21

What is up with all these stupid anime fangirl bitches in the pirate camp? I established 3 years ago that the ninja invented anime when the first primordial ninja drew hentai stick figures on the walls of their caves (this was in the time of dinosaurs) so they could train themselves in the ancient chinese art of the huge monster cock, which all ninja possess, even the female ones (ask peircekeaninja!). We ninja also invented speedbikes (that's why they're colloquially known as rice rockets...direct reference to their ninja history), uzis, cocaine, the string bikini (for the express purpose of more huge boner training), rape, ipods, the electric guitar (which are really fossilized ninja penises), and basically everything else that is good in life.

Anyway, as i were saying: girls who watch anime are retarded.
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