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azuresorrow October 25 2005, 01:12:47 UTC

Captain Hook is the king of lame.

ninja = 1
pirate = 0

englishpigdog October 25 2005, 01:14:02 UTC

Every single ninja on Earth combined makes Captain Hook look like Fonzie

azuresorrow October 25 2005, 01:16:34 UTC

it would take so much effort to make Captain Hook look like anything cool, I'm not even sure all the ninja on Earth could do it.

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englishpigdog October 25 2005, 01:18:22 UTC

but you agree that if you needed a severe concentration of lameness, collecting every ninja on Earth and putting them in one place would be a start.

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azuresorrow October 25 2005, 01:20:42 UTC

yes, only because the notion that someone could collect all the ninja and put them into one place is the lamest idea ever.

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I do believe in fairies englishpigdog October 25 2005, 01:38:39 UTC

It's called Otakon.

And by Captain Hook, I assume you mean the mincing Disney faggot, and not the guy from the play. There's no reason to assume the play's Captain Hook wasn't just a typical horribly badass pirate. Because that play had pirates, fairies, and Indians, the three coolest things on the face of the planet. (All it would need is dinosaurs to be unearthly cool)

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Re: I do believe in fairies azuresorrow October 25 2005, 02:15:56 UTC

And by the three coolest things in the world, you mean two incredibly lame things (fairies and pirates) and one really awesome thing (Indians).
Well, I guess pirates would think fairies are cool, considering that, in a sense, pirates = fairies.

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OH I GET IT, "FAIRY" IS A EUPHAMISM FOR HOMOSEXUAL englishpigdog October 25 2005, 02:19:48 UTC

Wait, so, you're saying really hot Irish chicks with butterfly wings abducting babies and smoking pot in the woods all day while occasionally mindfucking with farmers just for fun is not cool?

WAYSA?

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azuresorrow October 25 2005, 02:24:43 UTC

Dude, fairies are incredibly weak and lame. Allow me to demonstrate: I DON'T BELIEVE IN FAIRIES I DON'T BELIEVE IN FAIRIES I DON'T BELIEVE IN FAIRIES I DON'T BELIEVE IN FAIRIES I DON'T BELIEVE IN FAIRIES I DON'T BELIEVE IN FAIRIES I DON'T BELIEVE IN FAIRIES I DON'T BELIEVE IN FAIRIES I DON'T BELIEVE IN FAIRIES I DON'T BELIEVE IN FAIRIES I DON'T BELIEVE IN FAIRIES I DON'T BELIEVE IN FAIRIES I DON'T BELIEVE IN FAIRIES I DON'T BELIEVE IN FAIRIES I DON'T BELIEVE IN FAIRIES I DON'T BELIEVE IN FAIRIES I DON'T BELIEVE IN FAIRIES I DON'T BELIEVE IN FAIRIES I DON'T BELIEVE IN FAIRIES I DON'T BELIEVE IN FAIRIES I DON'T BELIEVE IN FAIRIES I DON'T BELIEVE IN FAIRIES I DON'T BELIEVE IN FAIRIES I DON'T BELIEVE IN FAIRIES. I just killed a whole platoon of them.

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englishpigdog October 25 2005, 02:29:10 UTC

Seriously, anyone who wouldn't want to live in the sylvania of Northern Europe teetering between this world, and a bizarre, indescribable world of pure carnal bliss, in a Bacchanalean orgy with naked chicks with long purple, flower-colored hair and giant insect wings, wearing masquarade paty masks as they feed you grapes with one hand and caress your hard-on with the other, as you drink an unearthly absinthe and see a wonderous symphony of eerie sight and sound, and would much rather pranc around in a black tunic in the middle of the night has a mental illness and should be sterilized

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azuresorrow October 25 2005, 03:10:13 UTC

DUDE! Do you know how big fairies are? THEY'RE LIKE 4 INCHES TALL. Your cock would have to be less than a millimeter long just to get any kind of action going on, Bacchanalean or otherwise.

Oh, by the way: I don't believe in fairies. There goes another one, in the middle of the orgy.

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englishpigdog October 25 2005, 17:28:13 UTC

Those are pixies!

They're cool but in a different way

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azuresorrow October 25 2005, 17:37:41 UTC

no, no, no. Tinkerbell was a fairy. Your fast talking tricks won't work on me, buster.

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englishpigdog October 26 2005, 02:04:09 UTC

Pixies are faries, but different.

Kind of like how Latin people get uppity when you call them Spainards.

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azuresorrow October 26 2005, 10:52:00 UTC

"Spainards" I'm assuming is a variation of "Spaniard" which refers to someone from Spain.
Latin people can be from all kinds of places that aren't Spain.
So, an Argentinian, for example, isn't a "Spainard, but different." He or she isn't a "Spainard" at all.
Therefore, according to your own analogy, Pixies aren't fairies at all, either.
Therefore, Tinkerbell (who is a fairy) is not a Pixie.
Therefore fairies are four inches tall.
Therefore, none of this matters BECAUSE FAIRIES AREN'T REAL (killed another one).

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