Pirates > Ninjas
Seriously now you silly little Ninjas, enough with the Johnny Depp references. One movie. One movie. It's not enough for you to justify this "You're only a Pirate because you like Johnny Crackpot Depp therefore we're leeter than you" crap. Do you want me to throw the Ninja Turtles in your face again? No? Well think up some new material please, it's getting quite boring.