Yarrr....here be me introduction...
Pirates are where it's at, Ninjas-Sminjas...
Pirate ranking: I be Catrina the Pirate Queen
Location of dojo or pirate ship: I am docked in Toronto
Favorite ninja/pirate pasttime: Lying, stealing, collecting that which be shiny!
Yarrrrr.....
There is no contest here...Pirates are superior...we have superior fashion sense...we are more individualistic and less collectivist (code for not communist!) we get far far more wenches and we do not have to waste our lives with pointless restrictions, silly-discipline and ouchie jumps and flips...oh and we have big sharp swords...