http://www.cdockpirates.com/Bath1.htm I want to buy some Piratey things for my Piratey bathroom.
Why do they not deliver to UK Pirates? This is unfair. Don't mind me while I go sulk about never being able to wipe my ass with Piratey toilet paper.
Edit: I am classed as an International Pirate and therefore can order, but have certain rules put up against me. I cannot complain for I shall be blowing my nose on Piratey tissues when I receive my Piraty goods.
Edit 2:
mad2zmax See you are thinking about it the wrong way, you should get a mat with a Ninja on it, so you can wipe yer feet on its face ;)
He has a point, non?