Pirate ranking: ppppph. Ranking?
Location of dojo or pirate ship: My pirate ship (which is house shaped) is right in the heart of downtown OlyWA
Favorite ninja/pirate pasttime: I'm all about free stuff!
Yarrrrr?
I don't even see how there's a contest. We have Pirate Radio. We have Pirate Pizza. We have Pirate Software. We have it all! What do ninjas have? HUH? WHAT?
Okay, backflips. Ninjas can backflip way better than any pirate I've ever seen. But that's it.