Magic, Magic Ninja'z, whut!
Hey, I'm new to this community, but I just wanted to say that I am a Ninja. Not a slow, stupid Pirate. See, Ninja's, like myself, we can wail on the axe while Pirates just sit on their stupid asses and sing about living a pirates life. What is that?
Like this one time, I went on a ride in Disneyland (I was on a super top-secret Ninja mission from my super top-secret Dojo!) and like, I infiltrated the Pirates that lived in the ride 'Pirates of the Caribbean. After getting on the small boat, I was lead straight to their headquarters! Once I realized I was in the heart of the enemy's land, I did 25 flips out of the boat and eventually landed behind all the Pirates that were waiting for me to pass by in the slow-moving boat. Needless to say, I pulled out my totally sweet Ninja Stars and tossed them into one Pirate's head with such precision that it sliced his head in half! The other Pirates ran at me, but I flipped over them and then flew behind them as they turned around. They were stunned!
I pulled out my sword and chopped them into small bite-sized chunks of Pirate meat. After that, I popped a TOTALLY HUGE boner and whipped out my guitar. I played the loudest wail on it for 40 minutes. Then I left.
NINJA!
Like this one time, I went on a ride in Disneyland (I was on a super top-secret Ninja mission from my super top-secret Dojo!) and like, I infiltrated the Pirates that lived in the ride 'Pirates of the Caribbean. After getting on the small boat, I was lead straight to their headquarters! Once I realized I was in the heart of the enemy's land, I did 25 flips out of the boat and eventually landed behind all the Pirates that were waiting for me to pass by in the slow-moving boat. Needless to say, I pulled out my totally sweet Ninja Stars and tossed them into one Pirate's head with such precision that it sliced his head in half! The other Pirates ran at me, but I flipped over them and then flew behind them as they turned around. They were stunned!
I pulled out my sword and chopped them into small bite-sized chunks of Pirate meat. After that, I popped a TOTALLY HUGE boner and whipped out my guitar. I played the loudest wail on it for 40 minutes. Then I left.
NINJA!