LOOK AT THIS MOTHERFUCKING CHARITABLE EFFORT!
WILL I WRITE YOU A FIC FOR THIS CAUSE? DAMN STRAIGHT I'LL WRITE YOU A FIC FOR THIS CAUSE. WHY? BECAUSE IT'S A GOOD FUCKING CAUSE THAT'S WHY. OR YOU COULD GET THESE AWESOME FUCKING BROWNIES. YOU KNOW THEY'LL BE GOOD, BECAUSE THEY'RE MADE WITH LOVE, AND ALSO WITH GHIRARDELLI, WHICH IS THE BOMB SHIT.
DON'T WANT WHAT I'M SELLING? CHECK OUT ALL THE OTHER TALENTED BITCHES PUTTING SHIT ON OFFER! THERE'S FIC AND ICONS AND ART AND DELICIOUS FOOD AND AURAL PLEASURE AND ALL KINDS OF GOOD SHIT. STILL DON'T SEE WHAT YOU WANT? FUCKING REQUEST IT, AND IT'LL COME TO YOU. WHY? BECAUSE IT'S ABOUT THE LOVE, BITCHES, AND FANDOM IS FULL OF LOVE. SO SHARE IN THE LOVE. BUY SOME SHIT AND HELP HAITI.