[ voicemail ]

[ninjaservant]

This is Obi. If you're looking for Master, he's having a bit of an upset stomach, so if you need to leave him a messa-

[Zen's voice in the background: OBI! KNOCK IT OFF!]

Whoops, gotta go~!

[click.]

[ooc: IDK EITHER.]

Comments

ic | STUPID SERVANT

[countrybeloved]

Hey, Obi. You've got ten minutes to meet up with Shirayuki and me or else I'm banning you from alcohol for a week.

That's an order.

[Click! damn it sleeping servant :|]

ic [sort of] | SORRY MASTER

[ninjaservant]

[and he is totally not going to be there for he is sleeping.

zzzZZzzZzzz.

funny, he'll have a bottle near the couch. yeah, he crashed on your couch, Zen. eat it.]

ic | /KICKS

[countrybeloved]

[When Zen gets home (and realizes that damn it, Obi's in another coma), he'll be placing a sticky note on Obi's forehead:

"You've really got to fix this whole sleeping problem. You weren't that depressed, were you?"

:|]

ic | |D

[ninjaservant]

[THERE WAS BOTTLE. COULD HAVE HINTED AT IT.

Woe is me, both master and the young mistress left me behind! I'M A FAIL SERVANT SOB SOB SOB.

okay maybe not.

....but he would have longed for you, master?]

ic | :|

[countrybeloved]

[BUT OBI DRINKS ALL THE TIME ANYWAY.

:|

....

....

... Despite the aforementioned ban, Zen might also be buying more wine and leaving it around Obi for when he wakes up. Consider it an apology gift.]