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ninjasecrets

9th dream / canon update; [gap]

Sep 26, 2009 23:54

You had a bad dream. Fumbling around in the darkness, you lost Takumi.

( As you drift into consciousness, you feel rain on your face. )

fucking crazy asshole, dream, my big sister punches things, just an old pervert, ic

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callmelegion September 27 2009, 12:14:56 UTC

[ Is this child really this troubled over such a minor issue as whether to call himself a male or a female?

Nagato considers saying: You should be pleased you at least have a functional body. That is more than some. ]

If your body distresses you, you could always take another.

necro_fantasia September 27 2009, 12:25:47 UTC

He's right, you know. Nagato-san here has both his default scowly man body and a delicious hot girl body.

ninjasecrets September 27 2009, 20:40:30 UTC

Sure, I'll just run down to the convenience store and get one.

What the hell is wrong with you?!

callmelegion September 28 2009, 00:29:51 UTC

Do not be ignorant. If you refuse to look into your options, that is not my fault.

If you are studying jutsu, then you ought to know that body shifting jutsu are entirely possible. For instance, Uzumaki Naruto has a jutsu which turns his body into that of a female.

necro_fantasia September 28 2009, 02:16:32 UTC

What.

callmelegion September 28 2009, 03:33:28 UTC

It is the truth. Ask him sometime if you wish to see this.

necro_fantasia September 28 2009, 03:34:34 UTC

You never tell me anything important.

Is it a hot girl?

callmelegion September 28 2009, 03:35:53 UTC

She . . . has large blue eyes, blonde hair, and very significant breasts.

How does this sound to you?

necro_fantasia September 28 2009, 03:37:06 UTC

It sounds like you never tell me anything important.

So.

Have you hit that yet?

callmelegion September 28 2009, 03:37:56 UTC

. . . Yes.

necro_fantasia September 28 2009, 03:40:23 UTC

Ahaha, oh my god. Nagato-san, that kid is like half your age.

But. Have you introduced him to your girl-body~?

callmelegion September 28 2009, 03:42:19 UTC

Well, Yukari-san, I think I am considerably less than half your age. It is all relative, is it not?

. . . We have experimented in many different ways. I believe it is important to be well-rounded in one's bedroom endeavors. It builds character.

necro_fantasia September 28 2009, 03:46:09 UTC

Oh come on, his balls have barely dropped. You're married and stuff.

And yes, I quite agree. I myself am a fine example of the character-building benefits of sex, don't you think?

callmelegion September 28 2009, 03:48:00 UTC

It would be difficult to disagree with that sentiment, indeed.

Hm, it would also seem your depression has worn off.

necro_fantasia September 28 2009, 03:52:43 UTC

Huh?

Oh yeah, I was so happy I forgot to tell you.

My powers are back too.

So yeah, being human. Totally sucked. Wouldn't want to try it again.

ninjasecrets September 28 2009, 07:09:16 UTC

[This.

This.

THIS.

(I just threw up in my mouth a little.)]

If you have to talk about such debauched things, please take it to your own Hitomi! I don't wanna hear this shit! JEEZ!

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