I'm 12 Stepping That Shit.
1) I am powerless over Supernatural, and my Castiel has become unmanageable.
2) Came to believe a power greater than myself could restore me to sanity- and that power was fan fiction.
3) Made a will and decision to turn my life over ff.net or groped by an angel.
4) Made a fearless search for “destial schmoop”
5) Admitted to livejournal and tumblr the exact nature of how pissed I am about the events of 7.01
6) Were entirely ready for Gamble to take it all back and just give me my Cas back, dammit.
7) Humbly asked Kripke to do the same.
8) Made a list of all the things I’d rather see Dean and Cas do than freakin’ die.
9) Gave up, and whined about it on livejournal and tumblr some more.
10) Continued to search for “destial schmoop” in between being pissed.
11) Sought through prayer, mediation and schmoop to not be pissed anymore.
12) Having had a spiritual awakening as a result of those steps, stopped crying and calmed down enough to go to bed.