May 18, 2005 19:34
This morning my father and I discussed how much better my life might be if I just became a prostitute and married some rich guy. Considering two strippers managed to pull a billion bucks from their husband's will, get a TV show, and then when the appeal came through on the trial over the will and she lost the money she was still rich because she had a TV show. The play Miss. Saigon even backs it up, as well as a few others...
Moral of the Story: If you can sell your body, you can do anything.
Ah America, what can't you do?