Oh god

Feb 05, 2006 01:06

In the past few months it has become apparent that society as a whole cannot rely on television and film to be the truth, a good friend of mine has been wronged in the last year by film, they took the story of his life and manipulated it into something that barley resembles the truth.

Of course I mean The World’s Fastest Indian. Although I have all respect in the world for Sir Anthony Hopkins, I must set the record straight.

This man



A fellow Goon and child Genius Dr. Aman Sing, set the record last year, being of Indian decent, he performed this act in Charleston, SC. I would know I was among his team of helpful assistants. Dr. Sing has his doctorate in quantum mechanics and is well versed in all forms of vehicular mechanics. But he alone could not perform this feat.

We began by getting funding; most would turn to sports agencies or big name companies, but choosing to be independent we raised money in private endeavors.





Dr. Sing spent a year studying the movement of dolphins in there natural state, to understand what speed was.



Unfortunately madness started to take hold of Dr. Sing



But with the help of the American Army’s finest engineers



Another goon, this time a specialist in generator repair helped begin the construction of a feasible frame.



Soon a site was chosen and our car was almost complete. Custom doors and a nice anti-weight paint job using hydrogen-ized paint made the car lighter.





The night before our run we partied hard. A picture of me with the amazing Dr. Sing



Unfortunately, after many test runs and a final successful run. Dr. sing has not been the same since. Confined to a cabain outside of town he gets along now, but doesn’t speak to many.



this was the last known picture of him.

Now my question is has anyone else feel they or someone they know has been harmed by the freedom writers take in movies and television. Has anyone known someone whose life story has been horribly misconstrued because of political correctness or because the plain fact what you think is the trust is simply a lie?

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