How Each Zodiac Sign Takes Out the Trash
Just for laffs...
Aries-Threatens and annoys the trash until it takes itself out.
Taurus-Has to be convinced they have any trash to take out; there might be something worth keeping in there.
Gemini-Debates over who takes out the trash until it petrifies, then makes a conversation piece out of it.
Cancer-They'll take out the trash after a long and tearful good-bye.
Leo-Hires a Virgo to take out their trash. Gives them a tip if they say it's their's.
Virgo-Is so busy taking out Leo's trash that they are up all night taking out their's, which has been carefully sorted into appropriate recycling bins and compacted.
Libra-Is this trash or not? Should I hire someone or take it out myself? Should I recycle?
Scorpio-Burns their trash after shredding it so no one can find out anything about them from going through it. Dances around fire in a black cape...at midnight.
Sagittarius-Finally takes out the trash after they return from China. The cure for the common cold is found after going through what is left.
Capricorn-Starts a trash disposal business and makes a fortune recycling toilet paper after the rain forest becomes protected.
Aquarius-All their trash is composted and made into methane using the latest technology and used to heat their house.
Pisces-What's that awful smell?
I thought it was pretty funny and somewhat true hehehe.