Jan 18, 2005 22:20
SECTION ONE: CHILDHOOD ASPIRATIONS
1. YOUR LIFE ASPIRATION AS A CHILD: To be a teacher
2. YOUR VIEWS ON YOUR CHILDHOOD LIFETIME ASPIRATIONS: Its changed several times but now I am back to that! Crazy huh?
3. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB/CAREER WHAT WOULD IT BE? !!!!!!!!!!!ROCKSTAR!!!!!!!!!!!
SECTION TWO: WORK AND JESUS
1. DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD? Very much so.
2. WHEN DO YOU CALL ON GOD MORE? I try to have Him in my everyday life
3. IF GOD ACTUALLY SHOWED UP WHILE YOU WERE SAYING "OH, GOD" WHAT EXACTLY WOULD YOU DO? I'd say "Hey G. Whats up?"
4. QUIET. NO ONE'S LOOKING. ACROSS FROM YOU IS YOUR FRIEND THE WANNABE HIPPY, WICCAN, SAVE THE DOLPHINS FROM THE WHALES, BAN BRAS, MOTHER EARTH, CALL ON THE GODDESS SORT OF PERSON. YOU HAVE THIS SINGLE CHANCE TO DO/SAY ANYTHING TO THEM WITHOUT ANYONE KNOWING IT WAS YOU. WHAT DO YOU DO? Tell her to get a life and put Jesus in it.
6. WHILE AT WORK, YOUR EXTREMELY RELIGIOUS COWORKER PROCEEDS TO ENGAGE YOU ABOUT YOUR LACK OF RELIGION, WHAT DO YOU DO? Thank them for the criticizm
7. YOU'VE BEEN LEFT BEHIND AND THE END IS NIGH. PANIC, FIND JESUS, OR PARTY????? Find Emily and talk about the rapture (LOL)
8. YOUR FIRST THOUGHTS UPON ARRIVING AT WORK. Work sucks, its so boring!
9. YOUR LAST THOUGHTS BEFORE LEAVING WORK: Hallelujah!
10. APPROXIMATE TIME YOU START COUNTING HOW LONG UNTIL LUNCH About an hour after I get there
11. COFFEE AT WORK. YES, NO, OR THE WORLD WILL END WITHOUT IT? I don't like coffee but soda is good!
12. YOUR SALARY. UNDERPAID, ADEQUATELY PAID, OR PLEASE GOD LET ME WIN THE LOTTERY? I would say I am paid pretty good for retail
13. WOULD YOU MAKE MORE MONEY AT YOUR JOB IF YOU WERE JESUS? Uh, sure?
14. WOULD YOU MAKE MORE MONEY IF YOU SLEPT WITH THE BOSS? My boss is a girl and I am a girl, so no.
15. IS MAKING MORE MONEY WORTH SLEEPING WITH THE BOSS? No, thank you
SECTION THREE: SPIRITUAL, SEXUAL HODGEPODGE OF LIFE
1. DO YOU HAVE A CAR? yes
2. IF SO, DO YOU LOVE YOUR CAR? I love my car dearly
3. IF YOU'RE A NAMER OF CARS, WHAT DID YOU NAME IT? My car is my "HonDUH"
4. HAVE YOU BEEN SEXUAL IN YOUR CAR? Um, NO!
5. ON YOUR CAR? Shibba what???
6. WITH YOUR CAR? OKAY! Well, maybe once or twice....JOKING!!!!!
7. LUBE. YES, NO, OR WHOOHOOOO? What are you talking about???
8. CONSIDER YOUR LOVER/SPOUSE/SIGNIFICANT HUMAN. WORTH DYING FOR? There is no lover/spouse/significant other
9. WORTH SITTING THROUGH A SEASON OF SURVIVOR FOR? I despise survivor
10. IF THEY'RE WORTH DYING FOR, BUT NOT WATCHING SURVIVOR FOR, WOULD THEY ASSIST YOU IN THE STALKING AND MURDER OF EVERYONE ASSOCIATED WITH THE CREATION OF SURVIVOR? I hope they would! It might be fun! (Minus the murdering part)
11. YOU'RE STUCK ON AN ISLAND WITH YOUR LOVER/SPOUSE AND ONE ITEM. WHAT ITEM IS IT? A boat!
12. YOUR LOVER HAS BEEN TURNED INTO A CHICKEN. NOW WHAT? Dinner! LOL
SECTION FOUR: Stupid Stuff
1. PICK A COLOR: Purple
2. PICK A MOVIE: Finding Nemo
3. PICK A SONG: 1985~Roper
4. PICK A VACATION DESTINATION: Italy
5. BIRD OR FISH? Fishy Fishy
6. THE ABOVE-AS A PET OR AS DINNER? Pet, I don't like fish for dinner
7. WHAT YOU'RE BEST AT: Being Me!
8. WHAT YOU SUCK AT: Studying
9. WHAT YOU REALLY SUCK AT: Sports