Icha Icha Paradise
Name: Gen. Hard "G."
Age: 22
Gender: Male
How many stampings have you had at ninjafy? Zip. Zero. Nada. 0.
Likes: Animals, science, microbiology, politics, history, snakes, KITTIES!, learning things, explosions, rough-housing, martial arts, BDSM, mischief, sarcasm, being amused (often at the expense of others), men in uniform, foods
Dislikes: Being locked up/caged/controlled, children, drama, angst, holier-than-thou moralists, mushy puppy love, cowards, liars, emotional and rash people, hypocrites, homophobia, political correctness, stupidity...I could go on. I'm not terribly loving.
Favorite quote/lyric/saying & why: I don't really have one...I have a bumper sticker on my car that says "Non-judgement day is near," so we'll go with that *shifty*
What do you feel is your best quality?: I'm intelligent, dynamic and crafty. OK, so that's three qualities...Meh.
Your worst?: I don't get along with many people, often accused of being crass and offensive. I can also be confrontational, manipulative, critical, and a bit two-faced. I also have a horrible tendancy to procrastinate and would always rather dick around than do any real work. I'm also a *wee* bit narcissistic, and extremely territorial.
Mature or Immature?: Mature. I can get down to business when I need to, and I have a very low tolerance for bullshit.
Leader or Follower?: Leader, in the loose sense of the word. I'm defiant and absolutely hate following others' orders. Me "leading" usually involves me taking over entirely and doing things my own way. Sometimes I think I flunked kindergarten xP
Optimistic or Pessimistic?: Optimistic. This often leads to shitfits when things don't measure up to my expectations. I'm probably confusing "perfectionism" with "optimism," though- but they're the same in my mind. I know that things can be better than they usually are.
Impulsive or Cautious: Impulsive. I can't stand sitting around mulling things over- it's inefficient and I'm content to live with whatever consequences my rash actions have.
Outgoing or Shy: Shy. I don't really care for people too much; they're tiring and most of the time I'd really rather float under the radar. Sometimes I go through spells where I mingle and can't stand to be alone, but I inevitably crawl back to my hidey-hole. Don't confuse "shy" with "passive," though.
What color would you say you are and why?: Physically, I'm pasty. Some would claim that my soul is black; others say I have a fiery sort of personality, which I guess would mean red. So I have no freaking clue how to translate this question into something I can answer without being a smartass.
Do you play any instruments? Not currently.
If you do, which one(s)? If not, which would you play? Piano, and a wee bit of trumpet. Much love for the brassy noisemaking <333
Number one goal in life: Destress and have even more fun.
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?: I'd abolish the angsty, whining side of my personality. It's fecking intolerable sometimes.
If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?: Something that would set off a chain reaction so that my "one" thing would be many things. MEGALOMANIA YAYZ.
If you could become any character from the series for one day - 24 hours - who would it be?: ...Orochimaru? I love bad guys; what can I say? Besides, riding around on a giant snake sounds cool. It might get old after a while, though.
If you were given the chance to permanently become part of the Naruto-verse (as "yourself"), would you take it?: Sure, why not? Just so I could take my guy and my critters along...
How did you find this community?: Mucking around the dark gutters of El Jay.
Anything else?: Nope.