Halloween meme party?

[ninjaboots]

Ganked from scraplove, because it was too much fun to resist.

ninjaboots's Halloween party:

1lostone dressed as Ivan the Terrible of Russia.

1lostoneficspot dressed as Mary-Kate Olsen with her very own conjoined Ashley.

alpha_hydra dressed as a very fake witch-doctor complete with a collection of shrunken skulls.

anoncomment7 dressed as Lady Godiva without the

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[scraplove]

I'll be the guy with the huge giant blade on a pole. XD

[ninjaboots]

I will call you Swordy, and I will be avoiding you assiduously once you hit the punch. Nothing personal, you understand.

I'm mostly just afraid nix will glitterbomb you and you'll start flailing wildly in surprise before realizing you've just beheaded whoever it was who dressed up as Marie Antoinette.

[scraplove]

BRB LOLing forever XD Actually, I'd appreciate it if you'd confiscate my huge weapon once I hit the punch, because alcohol makes me sleepy, and I might fall asleep and accidentally kill myself on it!

It would be upsetting if I accidentally killed margarks. If I give you trouble, put on some dance music and distract me.

[ninjaboots]

It's true, margarks is pretty fantastic, and it would be very sad indeed if she were permanently made a head shorter. I do appreciate your responsibility around sharp pointy objects!

It's why you're allowed to have them, unlike some people. I AM JUST SAYING.

Also please forgive me for the random capslock madness happening in your thread. It's nix's fault, she's traumatizing me with memories.

[nix_this]

YOU TOLD ME I WASN'T ALLOWED TO BRING POINTY THINGS THIS YEAR! YOUR BLATANT FAVORITISM IS UPSETTING TO ME.

[ninjaboots]

I TOLD YOU YOU WEREN'T ALLOWED TO BRING POINTY THINGS THIS YEAR BECAUSE WE ALL REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED LAST YEAR, NOW DON'T WE?

OH NO WAIT. NO. NO WE DON'T. NO ONE REMEMBERS WHAT HAPPENED LAST YEAR, WE JUST KNOW THAT WE WOKE UP THREE DAYS LATER IN AN EXCLUSIVE ART DECO SHANGHAI CONDO WITH SEVERAL HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS WORTH OF PROPERTY DAMAGE STREWN AROUND US, AND YOU HOLDING AN ANCIENT SAMURAI SWORD WHICH WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ON DISPLAY IN A BRITISH MUSEUM.

BEING DEPORTED WAS NOT ON MY 2010 TO-DO LIST, YOU KNOW.

NO POINTY THINGS. NO GLITTER. NO.

[nix_this]

OH PLEASE, AS IF YOU WEREN'T GOING TO GET DEPORTED ANYWAY! REMEMBER THE REUNION TOUR, NINJABOOTS? REMEMBER THE EXPLOSIONS AND RANDOM PANTSINGS OF FOREIGN OFFICIALS? I CERTAINLY WASN'T ALONE IN LONDON THAT YEAR, NOW WAS I? YOU MADE NICK CLEGG CRY IN FRONT OF THE QUEEN. TWICE. THERE WERE GOING TO BE REPERCUSSIONS.

AND WHO WAS IT THAT TOLD ME THAT I PROBABLY COULDN'T GET MY HANDS ON THE HEIAN TACHI, ANYWAY"? I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT WAS THERE.

I AM NOT ALLOWED POINTY THINGS. YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED SCHNAPPS.

[ninjaboots]

...THAT IS JUST NOT THE POINT.

AND NICK CLEGG HAS NO BUSINESS BEING DEPUTY PRIME MINISTER OF ANYTHING IF HE CAN'T HANDLE A FEW SIMPLE QUESTIONS.

AND FINE, I DIDN'T WANT SCHNAPPS ANYWAY, SO THERE. I DON'T NEED SCHNAPPS.

SEE IF I SHARE MY SCOTCH WITH YOU THIS YEAR.