Conversations with Jesus (yes Jesus)
Me - So did you have any run ins with lightning last night
Jesus - No, but I was attacked by moths last night. A group of them, what is that called?
Me - The group, an armada, like a brigade of cats
Jesus - Not a herd of cats
Me - dude they aren't cattle, we need to start referring to groups of things incorrectly, like armada, brigade
Jesus - what about non group terms, like a harmonica of walruses.
me - Perfect and we cant forget the single Walri
Jesus - like jedi
Me - are they jedusus in groups
Jesus - no, just jeds
Me - that makes sense
Jesus - so I was attacked last night by an armada of Moths... did you know they caw when they attack.
Me _ I think i read that on Wikipedia - but maybe they had a crow with them.
Jesus - Working with them.
Me - yeah like when the Indians had war elephants, moths could have a war crow
Jesus - No, but I was attacked by moths last night. A group of them, what is that called?
Me - The group, an armada, like a brigade of cats
Jesus - Not a herd of cats
Me - dude they aren't cattle, we need to start referring to groups of things incorrectly, like armada, brigade
Jesus - what about non group terms, like a harmonica of walruses.
me - Perfect and we cant forget the single Walri
Jesus - like jedi
Me - are they jedusus in groups
Jesus - no, just jeds
Me - that makes sense
Jesus - so I was attacked last night by an armada of Moths... did you know they caw when they attack.
Me _ I think i read that on Wikipedia - but maybe they had a crow with them.
Jesus - Working with them.
Me - yeah like when the Indians had war elephants, moths could have a war crow