Quote List for the Philadelphia Trip
A bit of background. I’m a quote hound. I adore quotes. I have 4000+ on my website from all over creation. Books, movies, TV shows, comics... But, the big section is real life. And, I have a personal rule. If it wasn’t said in ‘public’, I don’t attribute it, except in a paragraph at the top. (What’s ‘public’ to me? Basically, if anyone in the world can pick up a DVD or book about it and see the line, it’s public. If it wasn’t said someplace like that, it’s private.)
And, I have a habit of getting halfway through a list and just stop putting in who said what. Because, I’m basically lazy.
So, these quotes are said by me, ithidrial, robi_travels, the con guests, and a multitude of attendees.
Enjoy!
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My breasts make a great tripod.
That was fun! Do it again! It was kinda hot!
I’m a rude human being, but a polite drunk.
My favorite island is Australia.
He’s not getting in my shorts!
“What’s on my back?”
“A piece of paper.”
“Flash photography, dear.”
“I said that.”
“You said, ‘flesh’.”
“Oh.”
“Let’s hear your American accent, Peter!”
“No.”
I’m certainly not answering that question without my lawyer present.
Most people will watch this scene and not see anything but, “Oooo! He’s taking his shirt off!”
Morimoto is a god!
The guy I find most fascinating is Nelson Mandela. But, I don’t think I’ll ever get to play him.
As long as I don’t throw up on Peter, we’ll be okay.
It’s not exotic, it’s Mississippi.
Supposedly, we have a pause to our pause.
You think this is Hooters and I’m gonna come over in my short shorts and say, “You guys want some hot wings?”
“Are you calm?”
“No.”
“Why do I want to say ‘gentlemen’?”
“What am I, chopped liver?”
Don’t make me turn this story around.
We never said we were adults.
It’s gold, my favorite metal!
A box! I got my own box!
“Is everyone here over sixteen?”
“Mentally or physically?”
“I’m going to tell you the very serious Tibetan story, ‘The Magical Penis’.”
“Isn’t that what they all say?”
“I’m afraid.”
“You should be.”
How the hell do I follow that?
Tease me!
“Drunken revelers, staggering in...”
“This isn’t your first time, is it?”
Many of the things on auction are here.
He looked Cuban to me.
You slush!
I’m a sluttly lush.
“I hat to say this, but Peter is cute.”
“Duh.”
“I know who you are.”
“I’m glad someone does.”
We’re in your room, touching your stuff!
Drop your pants for the children!
“What’s ten more bucks?”
“Lunch.”
“You need to lose that English reserve.”
“You don’t want to see me unreserved.”
“Ooo! I’m on a hump!”
Wait... am I 42?
I’m… wait, let me get a calculator.
It was the highlight of the entire trip. I’m sorry, Peter, but I saw fireflies!
I had two drambuies. I feel no cramps.
“I need to go to the restroom, and I’d rather not go here.”
“We’d rather it too.”
He’s a very nice man. He puts up with my shit quite well.
Well, I lost my bra.
We’re talking fantasies, and I’m sorry, but Luke isn’t it.
Are you staying by yourself so you can get lucky?
“We’re all gonna do this so we’ll drive you crazy.”
“She doesn’t have far to go.”
I don’t know who this woman is, but we’ve been talking to her all night.
“I thought you were married.”
“Where the hell did you get that idea?”
At least we’re not talking about my breasts for once.
Innocence is the first sign of trouble.
No, you’re not writing that down!
I want my pillow back, now that you’ve put your dirty feet all over it.
She’s already writing down every damn word I say.
Don’t be stepping on my shit, girl!
“So, was it all as great and stupendous as you thought it would be?”
“It was great. Peter was great as well.”
I’m all alcohol-ed out.
I made a Highlander quote without meaning to? Cool!
If we wanted men here, we would’ve brought our own.
And, I have a habit of getting halfway through a list and just stop putting in who said what. Because, I’m basically lazy.
So, these quotes are said by me, ithidrial, robi_travels, the con guests, and a multitude of attendees.
Enjoy!
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My breasts make a great tripod.
That was fun! Do it again! It was kinda hot!
I’m a rude human being, but a polite drunk.
My favorite island is Australia.
He’s not getting in my shorts!
“What’s on my back?”
“A piece of paper.”
“Flash photography, dear.”
“I said that.”
“You said, ‘flesh’.”
“Oh.”
“Let’s hear your American accent, Peter!”
“No.”
I’m certainly not answering that question without my lawyer present.
Most people will watch this scene and not see anything but, “Oooo! He’s taking his shirt off!”
Morimoto is a god!
The guy I find most fascinating is Nelson Mandela. But, I don’t think I’ll ever get to play him.
As long as I don’t throw up on Peter, we’ll be okay.
It’s not exotic, it’s Mississippi.
Supposedly, we have a pause to our pause.
You think this is Hooters and I’m gonna come over in my short shorts and say, “You guys want some hot wings?”
“Are you calm?”
“No.”
“Why do I want to say ‘gentlemen’?”
“What am I, chopped liver?”
Don’t make me turn this story around.
We never said we were adults.
It’s gold, my favorite metal!
A box! I got my own box!
“Is everyone here over sixteen?”
“Mentally or physically?”
“I’m going to tell you the very serious Tibetan story, ‘The Magical Penis’.”
“Isn’t that what they all say?”
“I’m afraid.”
“You should be.”
How the hell do I follow that?
Tease me!
“Drunken revelers, staggering in...”
“This isn’t your first time, is it?”
Many of the things on auction are here.
He looked Cuban to me.
You slush!
I’m a sluttly lush.
“I hat to say this, but Peter is cute.”
“Duh.”
“I know who you are.”
“I’m glad someone does.”
We’re in your room, touching your stuff!
Drop your pants for the children!
“What’s ten more bucks?”
“Lunch.”
“You need to lose that English reserve.”
“You don’t want to see me unreserved.”
“Ooo! I’m on a hump!”
Wait... am I 42?
I’m… wait, let me get a calculator.
It was the highlight of the entire trip. I’m sorry, Peter, but I saw fireflies!
I had two drambuies. I feel no cramps.
“I need to go to the restroom, and I’d rather not go here.”
“We’d rather it too.”
He’s a very nice man. He puts up with my shit quite well.
Well, I lost my bra.
We’re talking fantasies, and I’m sorry, but Luke isn’t it.
Are you staying by yourself so you can get lucky?
“We’re all gonna do this so we’ll drive you crazy.”
“She doesn’t have far to go.”
I don’t know who this woman is, but we’ve been talking to her all night.
“I thought you were married.”
“Where the hell did you get that idea?”
At least we’re not talking about my breasts for once.
Innocence is the first sign of trouble.
No, you’re not writing that down!
I want my pillow back, now that you’ve put your dirty feet all over it.
She’s already writing down every damn word I say.
Don’t be stepping on my shit, girl!
“So, was it all as great and stupendous as you thought it would be?”
“It was great. Peter was great as well.”
I’m all alcohol-ed out.
I made a Highlander quote without meaning to? Cool!
If we wanted men here, we would’ve brought our own.