I'm a quote slut. Yes, I admit it.
You can see my obsession
here, at my quote page. I stopped counting at 4000 quotes. We're talking quotes from all over creation. Books, movies, TV shows, comics, and real life. Basically, if it's funny, I keep it. If it's said in 'public', it's attributed. Basically, if it's available to the masses in the form of public media, I say who says it. If it's in a private conversation I overhear or am involved in, I don't attribute it. And, since a lot of the quotes are pretty raunchy, that's a good thing. Be warned if you go look, it's addictive!
Anyway... Without further ado!
The quotes from last weekend. There aren't many, because we spent Sunday away from the apartment mostly, and I was lazy and didn't bring a notebook...
All are said by myself,
tequilajen, and
ithidrial. (<-- That's the only attributing I give out, btw...)
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You can't cut me off because I pointed at something on the floor!
I can bottle that salsa, and sell it, and make money, and buy gigolos!
I sound like I'm English
If he was a girl, you'd be a lesbian!
Bitch. You're just taunting me.
"I don't like you."
"OK."
"Wait, you make me margaritas. I do like you, just not right now."
"Whatever."
He can has! But, he in India!
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Off to make an icon for the sub-title of my quote page... I think that'll make nice text for an icon!