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tequilajen and her husband came and spent a week in the wilds of Utah.
ithildyn and I spent two weekends with them, since we had to work.
Here's the quotelist from those weekends...
I want to be paid only in Mexican Pesos. That way, when I go to Mexico to buy my tequila, I don't have to exchange money.
She's also known as Roberto, but that's another story.
"You smacked her ass!"
"I asked him to!"
"We thought she bought water, maybe she bought gin."
"And, she didn't share!"
"I'm a bitch like that."
"Shes a bad, bad, bad woman."
Yes, we're going to get a live chicken and sacrifice it to the gods!
Everything ends with "We can bring it with a kitten to Fremont!"
"Here's the magic chicken."
"How's it magic?"
"You've never seen it before."
The bread went limp. I wasn't expecting that.
I don't pull of what I can reach when it comes to breasts.
I heard that you're off fighting goblins.
"My mind is in the gutter."
"Obviously."
"They scare me."
"Me too."
I don't want to drink Scotch that's been in Petey.
Do I look like a fried milky way bar?
I wouldn't want my fried miky way bar, because it isn't in Manitoba.
She's looking down my shirt!
Long ago and far away, there was little bunnies gay.
Where dit that come from?
My muse!
She sings about Andalusian gay bunnies every Christmas.
Anyone asks what my muse is, it's naked Andalusian bunnies!
The gay bunnie foo foo goes poo poo.
I want gay bunnie foo foo to visit me.
Stiop writing and play, wench!
"I do not like you."
"You bitch."
And, my kleenex. It's all used up.
"The more I drink, the better I play."
"So you think."
I want drunken revelry before my bedtime.
He brought his hula hoop.
It got darker when I put my head down.
She will swallow the flashlight. Then, her breasts will light up from space.
I fell like we're in a bad French film.
He's like a cat toy. He makes a funny sound.
"He's like cattle?"
No, that's later."
You're mean to me. I don't like you anymore. Can I have another wife?
I don't want a gay husband. I don't want a straight husband for that matter.
I'm not marrying a gay guy. I'm marrying a frog.
"I say Yellow."
"I say bitch"
Meh! You're groping me.
I can't keep track, I'm sleeping.
The Andalusian gay bunnies will never visit you.
The Andalusian gay bunnies... They have standards.
It's crooked. That, or my brain's crooked.
"I'm going to take a shower with her. Is that okay?"
"Take pictures."
I don't think it's a great idea to put toothpaste in my eye.
Don't be a pissy girl, and cook my steak the way I want!
"They took away our implements."
"But, they didn't take our fingers!"
I need to look at naked women. I need to wake up.
ithildyn and I spent two weekends with them, since we had to work.
Here's the quotelist from those weekends...
I want to be paid only in Mexican Pesos. That way, when I go to Mexico to buy my tequila, I don't have to exchange money.
She's also known as Roberto, but that's another story.
"You smacked her ass!"
"I asked him to!"
"We thought she bought water, maybe she bought gin."
"And, she didn't share!"
"I'm a bitch like that."
"Shes a bad, bad, bad woman."
Yes, we're going to get a live chicken and sacrifice it to the gods!
Everything ends with "We can bring it with a kitten to Fremont!"
"Here's the magic chicken."
"How's it magic?"
"You've never seen it before."
The bread went limp. I wasn't expecting that.
I don't pull of what I can reach when it comes to breasts.
I heard that you're off fighting goblins.
"My mind is in the gutter."
"Obviously."
"They scare me."
"Me too."
I don't want to drink Scotch that's been in Petey.
Do I look like a fried milky way bar?
I wouldn't want my fried miky way bar, because it isn't in Manitoba.
She's looking down my shirt!
Long ago and far away, there was little bunnies gay.
Where dit that come from?
My muse!
She sings about Andalusian gay bunnies every Christmas.
Anyone asks what my muse is, it's naked Andalusian bunnies!
The gay bunnie foo foo goes poo poo.
I want gay bunnie foo foo to visit me.
Stiop writing and play, wench!
"I do not like you."
"You bitch."
And, my kleenex. It's all used up.
"The more I drink, the better I play."
"So you think."
I want drunken revelry before my bedtime.
He brought his hula hoop.
It got darker when I put my head down.
She will swallow the flashlight. Then, her breasts will light up from space.
I fell like we're in a bad French film.
He's like a cat toy. He makes a funny sound.
"He's like cattle?"
No, that's later."
You're mean to me. I don't like you anymore. Can I have another wife?
I don't want a gay husband. I don't want a straight husband for that matter.
I'm not marrying a gay guy. I'm marrying a frog.
"I say Yellow."
"I say bitch"
Meh! You're groping me.
I can't keep track, I'm sleeping.
The Andalusian gay bunnies will never visit you.
The Andalusian gay bunnies... They have standards.
It's crooked. That, or my brain's crooked.
"I'm going to take a shower with her. Is that okay?"
"Take pictures."
I don't think it's a great idea to put toothpaste in my eye.
Don't be a pissy girl, and cook my steak the way I want!
"They took away our implements."
"But, they didn't take our fingers!"
I need to look at naked women. I need to wake up.