A continuation of
this post This is only dialogue... But, I think you can figure it out.
"Cas, why are you whimpering?"
"I can't communicate with Mariah."
"Dude, we're in another galaxy. Of course you can't."
"But, she was about to enlighten me on the best, long lasting color for my toes!"
"Umm.. Okay..."
"Dude! It's a stick! Granted, it cuts things, but, it's basically a sword. Gimme a blaster, and I'll kill every one of you motherfucka's before you get in swinging distance!"