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I couldn't resist...
"I don't feel so good."
"You're a vampire, how can you not 'feel so good'?"
"I don't know. I just haven't felt quite right. Not since after I stopped being a ghost again."
"Spikey!"
"Oh hell... Dru?"
"My Spikey is back! And, he's all glittery." [giggle]
"Dru... What are you babbling about?"
"Spikey isn't just 'grr'! But he's glittery too... Bad light makes him all shiney! Doesn't hurt Spike, makes him glitter!"
"She's insane."
"I know that."
"I'm just saying."
"Spikey needs to go out into the bad light and see for himself."
"Ow! Dru! What are you doing! Why are you pulling me into the lobby? Hey! There's daylight outside those doors! What the hell? Let me go!"
"Ssshhhh! My Spikey needs to see for himself the pretty sparkles."
[push]
"Aaaaaa! Sunlight! I'm dust! I'm burning! I'm... Wait a mo'. Nothing is happening."
"Yay! Spikey is sparkly now."
"What the hell! Why am I suddenly a disco ball?!?"
"You're pretty!"
"I'm brighter than Elizabeth Taylor's bleedin' diamonds! Why the hell do I sparkle?!"
---
Yes... Buffy meets Twilight.
I've never read the Twilight books, I have no urge to read the Twilight books. You can't make me read the Twilight books... But, through a conversation between ithildyn and I, this was born... Spike, the glittery vampire!
I can suddenly see him sauntering around Hollywood wearing dark shades and telling everyone who asks that it's the newest 'in' thing... sub-dermal glitter!
"I don't feel so good."
"You're a vampire, how can you not 'feel so good'?"
"I don't know. I just haven't felt quite right. Not since after I stopped being a ghost again."
"Spikey!"
"Oh hell... Dru?"
"My Spikey is back! And, he's all glittery." [giggle]
"Dru... What are you babbling about?"
"Spikey isn't just 'grr'! But he's glittery too... Bad light makes him all shiney! Doesn't hurt Spike, makes him glitter!"
"She's insane."
"I know that."
"I'm just saying."
"Spikey needs to go out into the bad light and see for himself."
"Ow! Dru! What are you doing! Why are you pulling me into the lobby? Hey! There's daylight outside those doors! What the hell? Let me go!"
"Ssshhhh! My Spikey needs to see for himself the pretty sparkles."
[push]
"Aaaaaa! Sunlight! I'm dust! I'm burning! I'm... Wait a mo'. Nothing is happening."
"Yay! Spikey is sparkly now."
"What the hell! Why am I suddenly a disco ball?!?"
"You're pretty!"
"I'm brighter than Elizabeth Taylor's bleedin' diamonds! Why the hell do I sparkle?!"
---
Yes... Buffy meets Twilight.
I've never read the Twilight books, I have no urge to read the Twilight books. You can't make me read the Twilight books... But, through a conversation between ithildyn and I, this was born... Spike, the glittery vampire!
I can suddenly see him sauntering around Hollywood wearing dark shades and telling everyone who asks that it's the newest 'in' thing... sub-dermal glitter!