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[ninjababe]

A direct quote from a pharmacist the other day: "What is a caribou?"


My reply, "Huh?"

"What's a caribou?"

"It's an ungulate."

"What?"

"It's like a big ass deer."

"It's a moose?"

"No. It's smaller than a moose... It's a really big deer."

"Okay... Where do they live?"

"In the great white north."

"Huh?"

"Alaska and Canada..."

"Oh, okay... Thanks!"

"Welcome... Oh, and I need to add caribou to my list."

"List?"

"Animals to eat. I need to add caribou to the list of animals I want to try..."

"Ummm... Okay..."

Yes, this was a convo with a pharmacist.

Yes, I have a list of animals to eat...