my matches are wet and now all i do is burn myself with the spark part

[ninjaalexa]

 MUST  TACOS! ala Gir. Oh god yes and the piggy just kept on coming!

Down at the beach. everyone had matching towels. Someone went under a dock. There they saw a rock. but it wasn't a rock, it was a rock...

LOBSTER!shhe bop shhe bop!

This fanfic never ends, and there's no way I'm going to get my hands on that fresh squeezed watermelon.

Comments

[thesandman500]

alex, my dear, my love, my heart

you need to go to sleep! I mean it now, don't make me come down there. This has to be like the third night. GO TO BED

[ninjaalexa]

sleep? I need no sleep!

I AM THE INCREDIABLE NON SLEEPING BEING

and then he grabs the lawnmower and starts running through the house! Oh god Jeff do you remember that one where they start screaming, never? never!

hee hee oh sweet lord in heaven that was funny

[thesandman500]

yes honey I do remember that episode, and it was indeed very humerous.
now, do you think you could go to bed for me? Please?

[ninjaalexa]

don't talk to me like I'm four! I'll sleep in my own damn time mind you and when i do it'll be because i said so and i want to because i decided on it

yeah! but I can't do it right now cause the wiggles are on!

Dotty the dinosaur, she's a friend to you and ME!

[thesandman500]

sweet mother mary I'll never get why you outright REFUSE to do anything that's good for you

[ninjaalexa]

who's that dinosaur in the garden eating our rose bushes john?

why gary! You know who that is!

IT'S DOTTY!

[thesandman500]

forget it! Why do I even try! Go make yourself sick AGAIN from no sleep, go on, have fun!

[ninjaalexa]

jeff! Jeff!

it wasn't a rock! it was a rock

LOBSTER!!! AHAHA

[thesandman500]

that's nice alex