1. Kratos - Diablo is everyone's bitch, he's been killed a million times over bnet and honestly, if you can't take a level 25 amazon then you deserve to die. 2. Ryu - He IS a ninja. He's asian AND a ninja. 3. The Overmind - While Arthas is still cranking out one frost dragon. the Overmind has already zerg rushed him to death. For the Swarm. 4. MewMew Power - Catgirls have that extra appeal...somehow. 5. Burnout 3 - I'd just prefer seeing Shadow run over by a car at this point. 6. Optimus Prime - He's OPTIMUS PRIME. YOU CAN'T WIN. 7. Samus Aran - Zero wouldn't have time to stop jerking off to his hologram of megaman before Samus blew his head clean off. Spi-kew. 8. Jason - No matter how many hits the power rangers take, they grasp their chest in pain, blow up a bit, and get back up. Leonardo just can't take on the Megazord either. 9. Bahamut - He wouldn't even have to be on the same planet as Godzilla to own him. Godzille looks up one day and the sky is filled with giant, blue laser and then dies. 10. Vin Diesel - Chuck Norris looks too much like Tim Allen. 11. Samus and Invisible Woman - The invisible woman would put up her energy fields or soemthing and then Aran would just win. Cause she's samus. 12. Aeris and Red Mage - Yuna would just try and sing her way out but Aeris isn't having any of that shit and she and her red-mage pal just quad cast knights of the round yuna and that poor white mage. 13. Me. Hot damn. 14. StarWars kid - He was funny whereas the NumaNuma guy should be outlawed by the Geneva convention. 15. Neither...or both!? Oh god, WHAT ARE THEY?!?! 16. C3PO - He may be a gay robot (who knows how he managed THAT one...) but he's far less annoying in the long run. Hey! Hey! Listen! Hey, Listen! Look! Listen!! 17. Kirby - He could outsing kirby any day. Get him a microphone enemy and watch out. 18. Waaaaah, Mommy, why did Steve type those evil worrrrrrds... 19. Calendar Man - He's just going to confuse the shit out of skate man. He'll be like "Hahaha, skate man will never discover the secret of the winter solstice! Muahahaha!" 20. Robo-Hitler - Ach Lieben! Mecha-Satan was soooooo obvious, whereas Robo-hitler was sooooo obvious, but soooooo good.
And that's that. Thanks for wasting an hour of my time, Steve. Jackass.
2. Ryu - He IS a ninja. He's asian AND a ninja.
3. The Overmind - While Arthas is still cranking out one frost dragon. the Overmind has already zerg rushed him to death. For the Swarm.
4. MewMew Power - Catgirls have that extra appeal...somehow.
5. Burnout 3 - I'd just prefer seeing Shadow run over by a car at this point.
6. Optimus Prime - He's OPTIMUS PRIME. YOU CAN'T WIN.
7. Samus Aran - Zero wouldn't have time to stop jerking off to his hologram of megaman before Samus blew his head clean off. Spi-kew.
8. Jason - No matter how many hits the power rangers take, they grasp their chest in pain, blow up a bit, and get back up. Leonardo just can't take on the Megazord either.
9. Bahamut - He wouldn't even have to be on the same planet as Godzilla to own him. Godzille looks up one day and the sky is filled with giant, blue laser and then dies.
10. Vin Diesel - Chuck Norris looks too much like Tim Allen.
11. Samus and Invisible Woman - The invisible woman would put up her energy fields or soemthing and then Aran would just win. Cause she's samus.
12. Aeris and Red Mage - Yuna would just try and sing her way out but Aeris isn't having any of that shit and she and her red-mage pal just quad cast knights of the round yuna and that poor white mage.
13. Me. Hot damn.
14. StarWars kid - He was funny whereas the NumaNuma guy should be outlawed by the Geneva convention.
15. Neither...or both!? Oh god, WHAT ARE THEY?!?!
16. C3PO - He may be a gay robot (who knows how he managed THAT one...) but he's far less annoying in the long run. Hey! Hey! Listen! Hey, Listen! Look! Listen!!
17. Kirby - He could outsing kirby any day. Get him a microphone enemy and watch out.
18. Waaaaah, Mommy, why did Steve type those evil worrrrrrds...
19. Calendar Man - He's just going to confuse the shit out of skate man. He'll be like "Hahaha, skate man will never discover the secret of the winter solstice! Muahahaha!"
20. Robo-Hitler - Ach Lieben! Mecha-Satan was soooooo obvious, whereas Robo-hitler was sooooo obvious, but soooooo good.
And that's that. Thanks for wasting an hour of my time, Steve. Jackass.
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