how does this shit happen to me?
why are bitches so fucking ugly?
at the party last night I heard more than one guy refer to her as "the hottest thing in this place"
my room mates and I mused on how this could be possible
"she's a midge" says sara.
"oh just come right out and say it" megan hissed through her teeth
"I"m just saying she's a fucking circus midge. look at her legs!"
"you can't go calling people 'midge' in public it's insensitive"
"dwarf?"
"yes dwarf is ok"
WTF!
also met the biggest douche ever:
"hey there I haven't met you yet, (takes my hand and kisses the top while a look of disgust flashes on my face) my name is Dragon."
"dragon?"
"yes dragon"
"..........dragon?"
"yes D-R-A-G-O-N"
"......."
dragon and dwarf - get back in the server!
at the party last night I heard more than one guy refer to her as "the hottest thing in this place"
my room mates and I mused on how this could be possible
"she's a midge" says sara.
"oh just come right out and say it" megan hissed through her teeth
"I"m just saying she's a fucking circus midge. look at her legs!"
"you can't go calling people 'midge' in public it's insensitive"
"dwarf?"
"yes dwarf is ok"
WTF!
also met the biggest douche ever:
"hey there I haven't met you yet, (takes my hand and kisses the top while a look of disgust flashes on my face) my name is Dragon."
"dragon?"
"yes dragon"
"..........dragon?"
"yes D-R-A-G-O-N"
"......."
dragon and dwarf - get back in the server!