survey
Fifteen years ago I:
1. sat in my own waste most of the day
2. ate mushed fruit
3. had a comb-over-three-strands-of-hair look going on
Ten years ago, I:
1. wore underoos with spiderman on them
2. ate PBB's (peanut buttered bagels)
3. had the traditional five year old bowl hair cut
Five years ago, I:
1. wore the same pair of sweat pants and a flannel shirt every day. ( i thought i was a lesbian)
2. tried to trade a cheese sandwich for one of those lunchables that people realized caused cancer
3. had a classic jew fro and 1.5 inch rimmed glasses.
One year ago, I:
1. wore a torn t-shirt and leather jacket as much as possible
2. bagels breakfast lunch and dinner. villiage square bagels owes a great deal of its profit to me
3. jew fro, beard, all shackeled under a yarmaluke
So far this year, I:
1. went to israel and fell in love with an entire nation of people.
2. seriously fucked myself up in certain terms
3. ate alot of tic tacs
Yesterday, I:
1. got my cast off and couldnt stop smelling my arm, even tho i knew it was smelly
2. went to a club and became aware of how annoyed i am with teenage society
3. watched "when harry met sally..." and diagnosed myself accordingly. i also cried. alot over the movie.
Today, I:
1. taught a bunch of foreigners how to play poker
2. sang karoke to a queen song i didnt know
3. said goodbye to someone i really like. i might say hello again soon if im lucky
Tomorrow, I:
1. sleep alot
2. eat my weight in mediocre bagels
3. not enjoy the sabbath cause theres no one here on saturdays. fucking sucks
In one year, I will:
1. be struggling in some college that shouldnt have accepted me
2. growing out my dreds
3. driving a $200 car
In five years, I will:
1. be living on a couch in someone's apartment
2. engaged to someone too attractive for me. the cooking will be no good tho.
3. smoking alot of crack. for whatever reason.
1. sat in my own waste most of the day
2. ate mushed fruit
3. had a comb-over-three-strands-of-hair look going on
Ten years ago, I:
1. wore underoos with spiderman on them
2. ate PBB's (peanut buttered bagels)
3. had the traditional five year old bowl hair cut
Five years ago, I:
1. wore the same pair of sweat pants and a flannel shirt every day. ( i thought i was a lesbian)
2. tried to trade a cheese sandwich for one of those lunchables that people realized caused cancer
3. had a classic jew fro and 1.5 inch rimmed glasses.
One year ago, I:
1. wore a torn t-shirt and leather jacket as much as possible
2. bagels breakfast lunch and dinner. villiage square bagels owes a great deal of its profit to me
3. jew fro, beard, all shackeled under a yarmaluke
So far this year, I:
1. went to israel and fell in love with an entire nation of people.
2. seriously fucked myself up in certain terms
3. ate alot of tic tacs
Yesterday, I:
1. got my cast off and couldnt stop smelling my arm, even tho i knew it was smelly
2. went to a club and became aware of how annoyed i am with teenage society
3. watched "when harry met sally..." and diagnosed myself accordingly. i also cried. alot over the movie.
Today, I:
1. taught a bunch of foreigners how to play poker
2. sang karoke to a queen song i didnt know
3. said goodbye to someone i really like. i might say hello again soon if im lucky
Tomorrow, I:
1. sleep alot
2. eat my weight in mediocre bagels
3. not enjoy the sabbath cause theres no one here on saturdays. fucking sucks
In one year, I will:
1. be struggling in some college that shouldnt have accepted me
2. growing out my dreds
3. driving a $200 car
In five years, I will:
1. be living on a couch in someone's apartment
2. engaged to someone too attractive for me. the cooking will be no good tho.
3. smoking alot of crack. for whatever reason.