Jan 16, 2005 23:38
i joined a new gym today. it was a good uplifting experience, but i kept finding it funny when i shouldn't. like the guy giving me the tour had no neck (like most of these fitness types dont) but he insisted on wearing a turtle neck, (i have a strange policy on turtle necks. the shouldnt be worn by overly fit men or overly obese men. the mechanics of it are just unsettling.)or when he took me into the locker room some guy couldnt open his locker and he was cursing and screaming and the tour guy didnt even flinch. but im glad that im going. then again talk to me after a month of getting up at five to go to the gym before school and i may feel like declaring a war on the New York Sports Club. if anyone wants to try it, they gave me these free guest cards that are good for like five months or something. they got locations everywhere. not that im insinuating any of you are fat. just offering. plus if i dont use them now, they'll become birthday gifts.
and now, a song:
"I never really had a problem because of leaving
But everything reminds me of her this evening
So if I seem a little out of it, sorry
But why should I lie?
Everything reminds me of her
The spin of the earth impaled a silhouette of the sun on the
steeple
And I got to hear the same sermon all the time now from you
people
Why are you staring into outer space, crying?
Just because you came across it, and lost it
Everything reminds me of her
Everything reminds me of her
Everything reminds me of her"
-Elliot Smith