WALRUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =o.O=
This was meant to be just some totally random and stupid convo that Mezzy and Ai had one night, but it turned wrong...so very wrong... So yeah, this ended up as a Naruto fan-ficcu! A fan-ficcu gone horribly...horribly......horribly, wrong...
........ENJOY! =^-^=
[Mezzy] You want some grandma with yer mashed potatoes?
[Ai] ONE CARROT ISN'T ENOUGH TO FILL UP KAKASHI-SENSEI!!!!!!!!
[Mezzy] I heard a raspy noise...like Hubert....Cum...berdale..o-o;
[Ai] ...-hold up stroganoff- This noodle is NOT ramen so I can't eat it with my nose...of DOOOOM!! -stabs meat- Stabbin' de meat. X3
[Mezzy] Walrus..baby..monkeycheese....
[Ai] PUPPEH!! ... Kakashi luvs Itachi!
[Mezzy]... I'm SECRETLY in love with Itachi...
[Ai] I"m secretly in love with Sasuke...
[Sasuke] You heard any of this?
[Itachi] I'm still hung up on the whole, 'Kakashi loves Itachi' thing.
[Sasuke] Aa... -stares- DIE!!!!!!! -tackles Itachi-
[Ai] Yay! Weasal Duck-butt wrestling!!! -takes out camera-
[Mezzy] WHERE!! -looks around-
[Ai] Over there! With a hare! In a Chair! By that bear! Who doesn't seem to care! In his secret lair! That horse is a mare!
[Mezzy] What the crap?! o-o; -presses button on teh interWEB keyboard- -screen beeps at her- AAA! OGM! What happened!
[Ai] -still rhyming- Who's taking a dare! But doesn't.........wanna share? OMG! DID THAT BISHI'S SHIRT JUST TEAR!? -runs off with camera- By the way, I wasn't TYRING to rhyme that time!! Or that time time...LIME! -runs off again-
[Mezzy] I feel forgotten. ;-;
..........
I'M NARUTO SO I PWNZ ALL YER AZZEZ!!!11111oneshift+oneOGM111212324247
[Itachi and Sasuke] -still wresting...shirts long forgotten...which somehow turned into mud wrestling....((Mezzy decided on the mud. ^-^b))
[Ai] -performes the bishi rain dance- BISHIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSS~!!!!
WHOOT!
[Mezzy] ...-breaks into song-
Sasuke do you remeber when I mowed your lawn? (mowed your lawn)
You just walked out with just a towel on. (towel on)
I could tell you liked me by the way you stared. (way you stared)
And the way you said, 'You missed a spot over there.' (over there)
You know I'm not the little boy that I used to be, and since your bro walked out you sure could use a guy like me.
[Ai] -whines- I wanna sing 'bout Itachi. =;-;=
[Itachi] -stops wrestling for a minute- 's right, bitch. -starts wrestling again-
[Ai] -tackleglomps Itachi-
[Mezzy] This is where I would continue raping the word 'daisuki'.
-snorts-
[Ai] -faints- ITAaaAACHI!!
[Mezzy] -starts whining like a wife...an sorta like Naruto- Sasuke never has any time for meeee! Evry since I gave him that baby he wanted he doesn't think I'm pretty anymore! -sobs-
[Ai] Of course! He love ME now! -strikes THE pose AKA Sexy-no-jutsu-
-stares at Mezzy's bad typing-
You suck.
[Mezzy] WHAT do I suck? -perverted grin-
[Ai] -smacks Mezzy- Shut up! Shut Up! Shut Up! ... That's MY job. :(
[Itachi and Sasuke] ........... Dost we still exist, fair brothah?
[everyone] -stops what they're doing to stare at the two-
[Sasuke] I say! This is a bit of a sticky Widjet!
[Itachi] Dost thou know what a widjet is....eth?
[Sasuke] -points to Naruto, but soon finding he's not there, points to a Naruto wannabe...AKA Mezzy with fox whiskers on her face and wearing a orange jumpsuit- Whoi, 'AT'S one, kind sah.
[Itachi] 's right bitch-eth!!
[Kisame] -pops out of a rainbow cottage wearing a heart-shaped Apron with a little blue fishie on the chest- It's almost time for dinner, Itachi darling! Say goodbye to your little friends and come eat your Stoganoff!
[Mezzy] -is attacked by Ai's dog- AYIIIIIIE!! -bits pupeh's face- Er...sorreh...BACK TO THE INSANITY!!!!
[Itachi] -in response to his 'mommy' ((giggle)) and UN-accented...with a chibi voice- Okay mommy!! -chibi grin-
[Ai] -face turns red an like....explodes and goes...boom........- ..... -is back to nomal, 'cause that's how t'ings is.- NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-tackes a VERY deep breath-UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-clings to Itachi and follows him home- I'mma gonna be his Kitty/scarecrow/wolfie/cyclops ...Ja bai bai!! =^-^=
[Mezzy] ...-is suddenly left alone with Sasuke dressed up as Naruto- ....-faints-
[Ai] -prances around Kisame and Itachi's house following Itachi, OF COURSE, dressed at Kakashi and sitting outside the bathroom when he goes potty then runs inside as soon as she hears the toilet and begins playing with his watermelon lipgloss-
[Itachi] That's MINE! -begins flamboyently applying the lipgloss-
[Ai] -tris to copy him...with her Kakashi-nes...nesss....neeeessssss-
[Sasuke] Are you hurt? My-little-sister-Sarah?
[Mezzy] -sits up and points to self- my name's Mezzy an' I don't wanna be your little sister. -stares at Sasuke wierdly-
[Sasuke] -is suddenly wearing a berret- Today...I wanted to find France...because I've always wanted...to go there...but that little boy has been staring at me very oddly...for quite some time...
[Mezzy] -points to self again- I'm a GRIL!
[Sasuke] Whatever...dobe. -Uchiha-style scowling technique-
[Mezzy] Waaaaaaiiiii~! -faints-
[Ai] -suddenly rapes Itachi- I-didn't do-it. =^-^=;
[Sasuke] I wanna go have tea with Aunt Kisame! -picks up Mezzy and drags her inside-
[Ai] -rapes Itachi again-
[Sasuke] -walks in on the two- WTF!? ... what are you doing?
[Ai] ....I'm.....uh....k-k-killing him for you...yeah. Hehheh...
[Sasuke] THAT'S MY JOOOOOOB! -runs off to Auntie Kisame sobing-
[Mezzy] -wakes up at the sound of Sasuke screaming- AYIE! Sasuke-kun! Don't cryyyyyy~! -runs off to comfort Sasuke...most likely involving rape-
[Ai] -shrugs- Anyway~ Where were we?
[Itachi] -whimper- you're...violent.
[Ai] -evil laugh- 's right, bitch. >3
[Mezzy] ...WALRUS O' DOOOOM!
[Ai] -dull Kakashi face- What ever happened to comforting sasuke-chan? -does the wierd Kakashi laugh form episode 101, y'know, the one with the mask and the fat lips? Yeah...that one-
[Mezzy] ......................................................... ((pretend that goes to the tune of that one frappachino commercial...with the 'BEN! BEN BEN BEN!' thing...nevermind)) OMG! -runs away to Sasuke again-
[Ai] ..... -bows- ..... POKEEBALL GOOOOO!! -throws confetti on Itachi's head-
[Mezzy] -Comes back with Sasuke wrapped in cellophane...Sasuke iz nekkid- BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Come on, Sasuke, we got work to do. X3
[Sasuke] -can't talk due to cellophane-
[Itachi] -cowering against a corner- NO! NO! THE KINKY-NESS!!
[Ai] -walks up holding mysetery kinky item- I see London! I see France! I see a tent in Itachi's underpants!!
And that concludes the first chapter of out Naruo...ish...fan-ficcu! ...Entitled Walrus...=o.o;;=
WTF!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Well, anyway, tho it's perverted, and random, and too much fun for Mezzy and Ai to write... We must leave you in suspense. Ifn some people like it, then we'll write more...and more...and more...and more...
[Mezzy] -Giggles-
[Ai] I just thought! -gasp from Mezzy-
"Aend" m"Aur"! XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
[Mezzy] Nobody's gonna get that... o.O
[Ai] I know... =u.u=
Anyway, IF YA LIKE IT DERES MORE TA COME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =^-^=
~Mezzy and Ai OUT~
........ENJOY! =^-^=
[Mezzy] You want some grandma with yer mashed potatoes?
[Ai] ONE CARROT ISN'T ENOUGH TO FILL UP KAKASHI-SENSEI!!!!!!!!
[Mezzy] I heard a raspy noise...like Hubert....Cum...berdale..o-o;
[Ai] ...-hold up stroganoff- This noodle is NOT ramen so I can't eat it with my nose...of DOOOOM!! -stabs meat- Stabbin' de meat. X3
[Mezzy] Walrus..baby..monkeycheese....
[Ai] PUPPEH!! ... Kakashi luvs Itachi!
[Mezzy]... I'm SECRETLY in love with Itachi...
[Ai] I"m secretly in love with Sasuke...
[Sasuke] You heard any of this?
[Itachi] I'm still hung up on the whole, 'Kakashi loves Itachi' thing.
[Sasuke] Aa... -stares- DIE!!!!!!! -tackles Itachi-
[Ai] Yay! Weasal Duck-butt wrestling!!! -takes out camera-
[Mezzy] WHERE!! -looks around-
[Ai] Over there! With a hare! In a Chair! By that bear! Who doesn't seem to care! In his secret lair! That horse is a mare!
[Mezzy] What the crap?! o-o; -presses button on teh interWEB keyboard- -screen beeps at her- AAA! OGM! What happened!
[Ai] -still rhyming- Who's taking a dare! But doesn't.........wanna share? OMG! DID THAT BISHI'S SHIRT JUST TEAR!? -runs off with camera- By the way, I wasn't TYRING to rhyme that time!! Or that time time...LIME! -runs off again-
[Mezzy] I feel forgotten. ;-;
..........
I'M NARUTO SO I PWNZ ALL YER AZZEZ!!!11111oneshift+oneOGM111212324247
[Itachi and Sasuke] -still wresting...shirts long forgotten...which somehow turned into mud wrestling....((Mezzy decided on the mud. ^-^b))
[Ai] -performes the bishi rain dance- BISHIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSS~!!!!
WHOOT!
[Mezzy] ...-breaks into song-
Sasuke do you remeber when I mowed your lawn? (mowed your lawn)
You just walked out with just a towel on. (towel on)
I could tell you liked me by the way you stared. (way you stared)
And the way you said, 'You missed a spot over there.' (over there)
You know I'm not the little boy that I used to be, and since your bro walked out you sure could use a guy like me.
[Ai] -whines- I wanna sing 'bout Itachi. =;-;=
[Itachi] -stops wrestling for a minute- 's right, bitch. -starts wrestling again-
[Ai] -tackleglomps Itachi-
[Mezzy] This is where I would continue raping the word 'daisuki'.
-snorts-
[Ai] -faints- ITAaaAACHI!!
[Mezzy] -starts whining like a wife...an sorta like Naruto- Sasuke never has any time for meeee! Evry since I gave him that baby he wanted he doesn't think I'm pretty anymore! -sobs-
[Ai] Of course! He love ME now! -strikes THE pose AKA Sexy-no-jutsu-
-stares at Mezzy's bad typing-
You suck.
[Mezzy] WHAT do I suck? -perverted grin-
[Ai] -smacks Mezzy- Shut up! Shut Up! Shut Up! ... That's MY job. :(
[Itachi and Sasuke] ........... Dost we still exist, fair brothah?
[everyone] -stops what they're doing to stare at the two-
[Sasuke] I say! This is a bit of a sticky Widjet!
[Itachi] Dost thou know what a widjet is....eth?
[Sasuke] -points to Naruto, but soon finding he's not there, points to a Naruto wannabe...AKA Mezzy with fox whiskers on her face and wearing a orange jumpsuit- Whoi, 'AT'S one, kind sah.
[Itachi] 's right bitch-eth!!
[Kisame] -pops out of a rainbow cottage wearing a heart-shaped Apron with a little blue fishie on the chest- It's almost time for dinner, Itachi darling! Say goodbye to your little friends and come eat your Stoganoff!
[Mezzy] -is attacked by Ai's dog- AYIIIIIIE!! -bits pupeh's face- Er...sorreh...BACK TO THE INSANITY!!!!
[Itachi] -in response to his 'mommy' ((giggle)) and UN-accented...with a chibi voice- Okay mommy!! -chibi grin-
[Ai] -face turns red an like....explodes and goes...boom........- ..... -is back to nomal, 'cause that's how t'ings is.- NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-tackes a VERY deep breath-UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-clings to Itachi and follows him home- I'mma gonna be his Kitty/scarecrow/wolfie/cyclops ...Ja bai bai!! =^-^=
[Mezzy] ...-is suddenly left alone with Sasuke dressed up as Naruto- ....-faints-
[Ai] -prances around Kisame and Itachi's house following Itachi, OF COURSE, dressed at Kakashi and sitting outside the bathroom when he goes potty then runs inside as soon as she hears the toilet and begins playing with his watermelon lipgloss-
[Itachi] That's MINE! -begins flamboyently applying the lipgloss-
[Ai] -tris to copy him...with her Kakashi-nes...nesss....neeeessssss-
[Sasuke] Are you hurt? My-little-sister-Sarah?
[Mezzy] -sits up and points to self- my name's Mezzy an' I don't wanna be your little sister. -stares at Sasuke wierdly-
[Sasuke] -is suddenly wearing a berret- Today...I wanted to find France...because I've always wanted...to go there...but that little boy has been staring at me very oddly...for quite some time...
[Mezzy] -points to self again- I'm a GRIL!
[Sasuke] Whatever...dobe. -Uchiha-style scowling technique-
[Mezzy] Waaaaaaiiiii~! -faints-
[Ai] -suddenly rapes Itachi- I-didn't do-it. =^-^=;
[Sasuke] I wanna go have tea with Aunt Kisame! -picks up Mezzy and drags her inside-
[Ai] -rapes Itachi again-
[Sasuke] -walks in on the two- WTF!? ... what are you doing?
[Ai] ....I'm.....uh....k-k-killing him for you...yeah. Hehheh...
[Sasuke] THAT'S MY JOOOOOOB! -runs off to Auntie Kisame sobing-
[Mezzy] -wakes up at the sound of Sasuke screaming- AYIE! Sasuke-kun! Don't cryyyyyy~! -runs off to comfort Sasuke...most likely involving rape-
[Ai] -shrugs- Anyway~ Where were we?
[Itachi] -whimper- you're...violent.
[Ai] -evil laugh- 's right, bitch. >3
[Mezzy] ...WALRUS O' DOOOOM!
[Ai] -dull Kakashi face- What ever happened to comforting sasuke-chan? -does the wierd Kakashi laugh form episode 101, y'know, the one with the mask and the fat lips? Yeah...that one-
[Mezzy] ......................................................... ((pretend that goes to the tune of that one frappachino commercial...with the 'BEN! BEN BEN BEN!' thing...nevermind)) OMG! -runs away to Sasuke again-
[Ai] ..... -bows- ..... POKEEBALL GOOOOO!! -throws confetti on Itachi's head-
[Mezzy] -Comes back with Sasuke wrapped in cellophane...Sasuke iz nekkid- BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Come on, Sasuke, we got work to do. X3
[Sasuke] -can't talk due to cellophane-
[Itachi] -cowering against a corner- NO! NO! THE KINKY-NESS!!
[Ai] -walks up holding mysetery kinky item- I see London! I see France! I see a tent in Itachi's underpants!!
And that concludes the first chapter of out Naruo...ish...fan-ficcu! ...Entitled Walrus...=o.o;;=
WTF!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Well, anyway, tho it's perverted, and random, and too much fun for Mezzy and Ai to write... We must leave you in suspense. Ifn some people like it, then we'll write more...and more...and more...and more...
[Mezzy] -Giggles-
[Ai] I just thought! -gasp from Mezzy-
"Aend" m"Aur"! XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
[Mezzy] Nobody's gonna get that... o.O
[Ai] I know... =u.u=
Anyway, IF YA LIKE IT DERES MORE TA COME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =^-^=
~Mezzy and Ai OUT~