Opening Night at Rusty Kunai's latest extension~ - PARTY DOWNTOWN Y/Y? 8D

[firewood_senju]

Yep, you heard right. Your local faithful ol' bar, the Rusty Kunai, has totally been upgraded with a new extension, courtesy of Senju Inc. After hours, the little extension opens as a sort of night club~

Hashirama has just received a bunch of free tickets to the opening ceremony and he has sent one round to every teacher, inviting them over just for

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[deranged_art]

[ He's not going to dance, but he'll happily drink the night away. ]

[firewood_senju]

[ Hashirama's happy to find another teacher here~ Just ignore the bodyguards. ]

Hey! Good to see more staff here. Not a single student, as it should be. [ Nods in acknowledgement ]

[deranged_art]

[ ...What's with the bodyguards? Deidara raised an eyebrow. ]

Yeah, but I have a feeling one or two of them will show up. [ He smiled. ] Thanks for the invite by the way.

[firewood_senju]

No problem. It's been too long since all of us got together. I just figured it was the best opportunity.

[ Sighs and takes a seat by him ]

Yeah. That would be inevitable. I don't mind, but I'm more worried about the students getting to see us in a less than professional setting. [ What he really means is that he'd personally kick them out if sees any one of them approach the bar. ]

[ He takes a moment here to glare at the bodyguards ] I'm actually trying to come up with a plan to lose these guys...

[deranged_art]

Yeah, well-- we're not really teaching angels here. So you should not worry if one of them managed to sneak in.

[ He reached for his glass again, taking another taste of his drink. ]

Just fire them. Why do you have bodyguards anyway?

[firewood_senju]

[ Downing his drink like woah ] But if anything goes wrong, the blame is on me |:

I can't fire them. They weren't hired by me. [ He pauses here and mumbles, rather woefully ] Chief guest...

[deranged_art]

I'll keep an eye out on them. Try to relax, un. [ wow, be careful there! Deidara is just-- going to enjoy his drink, slowly, and watching you. ]

Well, you won't be enjoying any privacy with them breathing down your neck like that.

[firewood_senju]

[ Too pissed off to be taking it slow |: Where was privacy when you needed it most! ] I have a feeling that one of them probably got in right about now. [ Hashi senses tingling. He may be right~ ]

Yes. I won't be. Which is why... [ He pulls out something that looks like candy, but it's a drug, really. ] I just can't find an opening to slip these in... [ And they think he's just a real nice guy~ ]

[deranged_art]

[ Hashi, you're Deidara's new best friend.

The blond's face practically lit up. He leans to his side; a smirk coloring his features. ]

Oi, what do you have here? You're sharing, aren't you?

[firewood_senju]

Shh. Don't make it so obvious~

Mm, this is for them. There are a few rooms upstairs to which I have access. I'm thinking of leaving them in there after I somewhat disorientate them with this... [ He glances at Deidara ] It's a little something I came up with, with the help of our psychiatrist there. You won't find it in the market yet.

[ And then there's a very tiny smirk ] Sharing is a virtue~

[deranged_art]

I like you, un.

[ You have-- no idea how badly he needed to take something right now. He finished off his drink quickly before leaning in again, keeping his voice low. ]

So, how will you accomplish your little plan?

[firewood_senju]

[ He laughs here ] You shouldn't be encouraging me~

[ But hmm. Yes. Plan. ] I was thinking of... Going upstairs, ordering a few drinks, and perhaps a little food, then making them test it before I consume them. But of course, getting somebody to agree to mixing these in with the consumables is a problem... It should take a few minutes before the drug kicks in to its full potential. [ They tested it beforehand lol |8 ]

[deranged_art]

Are you sure you tested that thing? [ He scowls slightly. ] We wouldn't want to get anyone killed or something, un.

[firewood_senju]

[ He's trying his best not to burst out laughing here, and turns in his seat so that his expression is shielded from bodyguards ] Tried and tested. The subject of experimentation is very much alive and kicking, and is with us right now, but-- [ Okay he cannot help it, he's just going to laugh |8 ]

[deranged_art]

[ Stares.

He's not sure if he should try that drug again. Or maybe Hashi is just drunk already. ]

I think someone had a lot of drinks, un. [ He grins. ]

[firewood_senju]

[ Catches his breath, now completely turning in his seat because obviously, he looked suspicious this way |: ]

What? No, no. I'm perfectly fine. I can survive a few more of these if I wanted to. [ These meant the stuff they used to drink on Mad Men >.> ]

I wasn't the guinea pig. He was. [ Points to Dr. Shisui being all outrageous and owning the dance floor ] I merely took down notes. [ As if he'd put himself through such a dangerous trial FFF. His sexy negotiation skills - which always worked against Uchiha - totally came into play when testing the thing out. ]