Apr 20, 2005 11:34
Just two days ago, I have crammed on my bio exam like no tomorrow due to my best friend Mr. Procrastination. Say “hi” to everyone Mr. Procrastination. “Hi everyone in LJ land”, said by Mr. Procrastination. LoL
Anyways, when I arrived at the examination, I thought that my cramming would be sufficient studying for the exam. This class was the only one I was able to maintain a straight “A” in, thus I was a confident about the exam. When the exam were to begin, my worst-case scenario occurred as I blanked out on the first few pages almost putting a new colour to my pants. The problem was that I forgot the content I studied first, as the things I just studied recently were strongly dominant in my memory. Yep, I was to be S-C-R-E-W-E-D in that exam.
As I gradually remember the things I studied first, the professor accompanied by security told us to drop our pencils and hand in our exam as it was over. At first, I thought ANOTHER worst-case scenario occurred, in which the entire exam time has just expired without my awareness! So, I checked my watch to ensure that the exam time has not yet expired. Since only 15 minutes has passed by from the exam time, what the heck happened to cancel and postpone an entire exam where 500 students + are taking it?
It’s called, “BOMB THREAT” or some “fire alarm”, whatever it is, it has became my BEST-CASE scenario. HA HA HA….my royal behind was UNEXPECTEDLY SAVED from the exam-massacre. The funniest thing was that a MAJORITY of people (90%) were not complaining as the exam was harder than we thought. HA HA HA, you can count me in as the majority as the “bomb threat” placed a BIG smile in my face. WOOOHHHOOOOO! I’m such a lucky punk eh? This must show how little miracles can happen and that the MAN ABOVE is GOOD! Let’s say that again, “GOD IS GOOD!” I praise His name ^_^
Hey, I guess the worst-case scenario in a “Bomb threat” is this case:
-Your doing your business in the washroom where you’re stuck because there’s no paper towels around. Then all of the sudden, the “bomb threat” occurred and you were to evacuate as well, but HOW would you evacuate if your stuck with no paper towels doing your business? HAHAHAHA…damn I find that scenario funny! It NEVER happened to me, so I am VERY grateful.
HAHAHA...imagine the bomb squad are strategically moving around the empty hallways as they hear a faint sound of the voice, "Help...any paper towels around?(flushing sound)". HAHAHA
What else is there to say….
-The search for an official taekwondo school that has great/good quality continues onwards...dun dun dun..."KIAI!"
-Jesus is the SAVIOUR and GOD is GOOD
-We got a new pope, Pope Benedict XVI
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