I find myself in a thoughtful, introspective but lack the energy to put any real effort into it. The solution?
01. What bill do you hate paying the most every month?
Credit Card
02. What's the best place to eat a romantic dinner?
I don't think I have a favourite or best. It would really come down to who the other person is and what meaning the place has to both of us.
03. Last time you puked?
Last night.
04. Name of your first teacher?
Mrs. Desmond
05. What do you really want to be doing right now?
Getting something off my chest to a certain friend, but it's probably best that I don't.
06. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
Back then I didn't think I'd be able to handle adult life at all, so I didn't know what it was I wanted to be.
07. Why did you choose the outfit that you have on right now?
Pretty much at random.
08. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you...
London. San Francisco. A couple of other places. But only if I could take myself with me.
09. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
"Very fucking funny."
10. Last thought before going to sleep last night?
"Just stop thinking about it. All you're doing is driving yourself crazy."
11. Favorite style of underwear?
Boxers
12. Favorite style of underwear for the opposite sex?
Not bothered
13. What errand/chore do you despise?
Cleaning my room
14. If you didn't have to work, would you volunteer instead?
Probably. A man can't just sit around.
15. Get up early or sleep in?
Get up early.
16. Favorite NON sexual thing to do at night with a girl/guy?
Just knowing they're there at night.
17. A secret that you wouldn't mind everyone knowing?
That the universe is essentially a cosmic joke.
18. When did you first start feeling old?
Far too long ago for my own liking.
19. What do you get every time you go into Tesco (or equivalent)?
Cookies.
20. Beach or lake?
Lake.
21. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual?
Not really.
22. Who do you stalk on MySpace/Bebo/LiveJournal/whatever?
No one really.
23. Favorite guilty pleasure?
Not sure I have any pleasures that qualify as guilty right now.
24. What's your drink?
Koopaberg Pear Cider
25. Cowboys or Indians?
Neither.
26. Cops or Robbers?
Cops
27. If you could get away with it, who would you kill?
No one's ever provoked that level of a reaction in me personally that I'd kill them. There are the obvious choices of important figures in the world today that people think we could do without, but I'd rather kill certain parts of myself - traits or behaviours I don't like and have been working on to try to get rid of them.
28. What famous or historical person, dead or alive, would you like to have dinner with?
Bruce Campbell.
29. What famous or historical person, dead or alive, would you like to sleep with?
I don't know. I have no idea what most famous or historical women were really like, so I guess any really hot woman would do. Doesn't matter who, I'm essentially being asked to choose what body I'd sleep with rather than who I'd sleep with.
30. Last book you read for real?
Use of Weapons by Iain M. Banks for the 7th time.
31. Somewhere in the country you've never been and would like to go?
Newgrange.
32. Somewhere in the world you've never been and would like to go?
Japan
33. Do you go to church?
No
35. How many jobs have you had?
Four
36. What do you want to achieve in life?
To be loved the way I have loved others.