Take it in a bit of a different direction...
The iris asked, and the iris shall receive. Although unlike our friend blastus, I've decided to take it in a bit of a different direction.
50 girly manly questions...answer them with the truth.
What color is your bra car?
A tan or khaki sort of color.
Do you straighten your hair bathe everyday?
Usually.
Do you worry about the size of your boobs done-ness of your steak?
Of course! Any hunk of dead cow cooked passed medium is a waste.
What's your favorite girly manly magazine?:
Personally, I like the catalogs with all of the production equipment.
Would you kill for chocolate?
If necessary, to defend family.
Jeans or skirts Ninjas or pirates?
Ninjas. Stealth beats out boisterous rampages anytime. Not to say it wouldn't be close.
Do you wear clothes/shoes/jewelry that's uncomfortable belch the alphabet?
As often as possible.
Did you ever spend all day/night more than ten minutes getting pretty for a guy dressed to take a girl out?
Not typically.
Did you ever cry during a romantic movie an elaborate action sequence?
Mexican standoffs always make me choke up.
Do you ever leave the house with no makeup idea of where you're going?
Sure. A little spontaneity never hurt anyone.
Do you consider making out "unladylike" What's your favorite cut of beef?
I particularly enjoy a good rib eye.
On a scale of 1-10, how fun is shopping grilling?
37,342¾.
Are you spoiled rugged?
Usually.
Do you think lipgloss Ford is the best?
I've never owned a Ford, if that tells you anything.
Do you freak out if you miss your favorite show?
No. Most shows, you can catch up on online.
Do you yell a lot?
Not really.
How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
Exactly .45 minutes.
Do you wear sweatpants/pajama pants to school/work?
Why not?
Accessories make the outfit home theater; true or false:
Very true.
Do you like skater boys preppy girls?
Does anyone, outside a country club?
Is pink really the best color in the universe for a steak?
That's pushing it. Leave a little red in the center.
Lip gloss a must Knights or Vikings?
Plate metal can't save you from savage Nordic fury.
Status?
Level 37 Paladin.
Have you ever dressed unlike yourself to impress a girl?
Isn't that pretty much par for the course?
Do you often wish there was something you could change?
I don't have to wish, there's plenty to change already
Gold or silver Superman or Batman?
Superman's got it too easy. All those powers, and his only weakness is all-too-common fragments of his late homeworld.
Do you dress up too much for holidays?
Only Halloween. $200 costume, $50 door prize.
Do you like wearing dresses fire?
That's half the fun of grilling! The other half is meat.
Do you write a lot of mushy love poems war stories?
Of course!
On a scale of 1-10, how much do girls confuse you?
37,342¾.
What girly automotive maintenance product could you NOT live without?
The self-boosting unit. Instead of flagging down someone else, just pull out the battery pack and away you go!
Please note: Most answers are for comedic effect only, and should not be taken literally. I don't even play MMORPGs.
50 girly manly questions...answer them with the truth.
What color is your bra car?
A tan or khaki sort of color.
Do you straighten your hair bathe everyday?
Usually.
Do you worry about the size of your boobs done-ness of your steak?
Of course! Any hunk of dead cow cooked passed medium is a waste.
What's your favorite girly manly magazine?:
Personally, I like the catalogs with all of the production equipment.
Would you kill for chocolate?
If necessary, to defend family.
Jeans or skirts Ninjas or pirates?
Ninjas. Stealth beats out boisterous rampages anytime. Not to say it wouldn't be close.
Do you wear clothes/shoes/jewelry that's uncomfortable belch the alphabet?
As often as possible.
Did you ever spend all day/night more than ten minutes getting pretty for a guy dressed to take a girl out?
Not typically.
Did you ever cry during a romantic movie an elaborate action sequence?
Mexican standoffs always make me choke up.
Do you ever leave the house with no makeup idea of where you're going?
Sure. A little spontaneity never hurt anyone.
Do you consider making out "unladylike" What's your favorite cut of beef?
I particularly enjoy a good rib eye.
On a scale of 1-10, how fun is shopping grilling?
37,342¾.
Are you spoiled rugged?
Usually.
Do you think lipgloss Ford is the best?
I've never owned a Ford, if that tells you anything.
Do you freak out if you miss your favorite show?
No. Most shows, you can catch up on online.
Do you yell a lot?
Not really.
How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
Exactly .45 minutes.
Do you wear sweatpants/pajama pants to school/work?
Why not?
Accessories make the outfit home theater; true or false:
Very true.
Do you like skater boys preppy girls?
Does anyone, outside a country club?
Is pink really the best color in the universe for a steak?
That's pushing it. Leave a little red in the center.
Lip gloss a must Knights or Vikings?
Plate metal can't save you from savage Nordic fury.
Status?
Level 37 Paladin.
Have you ever dressed unlike yourself to impress a girl?
Isn't that pretty much par for the course?
Do you often wish there was something you could change?
I don't have to wish, there's plenty to change already
Gold or silver Superman or Batman?
Superman's got it too easy. All those powers, and his only weakness is all-too-common fragments of his late homeworld.
Do you dress up too much for holidays?
Only Halloween. $200 costume, $50 door prize.
Do you like wearing dresses fire?
That's half the fun of grilling! The other half is meat.
Do you write a lot of mushy love poems war stories?
Of course!
On a scale of 1-10, how much do girls confuse you?
37,342¾.
What girly automotive maintenance product could you NOT live without?
The self-boosting unit. Instead of flagging down someone else, just pull out the battery pack and away you go!
Please note: Most answers are for comedic effect only, and should not be taken literally. I don't even play MMORPGs.