DEFINATELY been a hell of a night
Jacob and Manda's PA friends came up here to visit from the UW.. so we've been hangin out with them all day. Their one friend Kisman likes to stay up late too, and gets hungry a lot so we decided to walk to 7-11 and get slurpees and stuff. It's not a very long walk, and Jacob was kind of complaining about it being boring when some kids in a white car just threw shit at us, it smelled like ranch dressing. We were all so in shock no one really noticed anything except I noticed it was a white car.. we stood there for a few minutes just cracking up because who the fuck does this.. Jacob said he noticed a car just chillin on the side of a street and must have just been waiting for someone to walk by so they could hit us with this shit. Anyway, we got to 7-11 and I go to the lady thats working and ask if I can use the bathroom to wash all this shit off us because it just felt cold and STUNK bad, she just kept saying no and wouldnt listen to my reason and then 2 minutes later she's like "did you guys get in a ranch fight or something??" As we were buying our slurpees this guy walks in and gets in line behind us and is like WOAH what happened to you guys ! We told our story and then he put his finger on my back and ate ranch dressing off the back of my north face.. weird
We're almost back to the dorms and we're all still kinda laughing about it, then these guys ask us if we have cigarettes and we said no and for some reason Manda was set on them being the guys that hit us. We walked up a few more blocks and I SEE THE WHITE CAR. I notice its the white car, with 4 guys in it.. They drive up to us and ask where Haggen is.. um thats a little weird because if you're in Bellingham at 3am, you either know someone here or live here yourself and you have to know where Haggen is. I said yeah and started to walk away because it finally started to click in my head that these were the guys that hit us ! They started talking to us a little more like "wow were you guys just at a party?" wtf yeah we throw ranch dressing around at parties.. Jacob and Kisman realized it was them and were kind of stalling in hopes that we would walk to the back of the car and like look at the license plate or something. What we didnt realize was that WE HAD SLURPEES in our hands and before we knew it they barely hit Manda and Jacob again and drove off. I did get the license plate number and we got a clearer picture of what both the car and the guys look like and if we ever see that car again we will definately put gross shit all over it. We actually left on another mission to find the car to see if it was parked but we realized that they were out to ranch people and there arent many people out at almost 4am. I still think its fucking hilarious but it smells like shit
We're almost back to the dorms and we're all still kinda laughing about it, then these guys ask us if we have cigarettes and we said no and for some reason Manda was set on them being the guys that hit us. We walked up a few more blocks and I SEE THE WHITE CAR. I notice its the white car, with 4 guys in it.. They drive up to us and ask where Haggen is.. um thats a little weird because if you're in Bellingham at 3am, you either know someone here or live here yourself and you have to know where Haggen is. I said yeah and started to walk away because it finally started to click in my head that these were the guys that hit us ! They started talking to us a little more like "wow were you guys just at a party?" wtf yeah we throw ranch dressing around at parties.. Jacob and Kisman realized it was them and were kind of stalling in hopes that we would walk to the back of the car and like look at the license plate or something. What we didnt realize was that WE HAD SLURPEES in our hands and before we knew it they barely hit Manda and Jacob again and drove off. I did get the license plate number and we got a clearer picture of what both the car and the guys look like and if we ever see that car again we will definately put gross shit all over it. We actually left on another mission to find the car to see if it was parked but we realized that they were out to ranch people and there arent many people out at almost 4am. I still think its fucking hilarious but it smells like shit