v.4 The Santa Clues
"Alright alright, do you really wanna know what happened between me and April?" Danny asked, already knowing the answer.
"Of course! Now spill it." Frida responded, expecting some sort of juicy revelation.
"Okay then. It was around Christmas, at some party. It was a bullshit party but I was already drunk before I got there, and you know what that means." Danny started trailing off in thought.
"That you become Suave Dan, the Ladies Man." Frida finished the sentence, bringing his attention back to the story.
"Exactly. All this shy, quiet of a man becomes a man that all women want to get with." Dan continued, with a hesitant laugh, "Anyway, this party just so happens to be where April and I met. I looked around the party for anyone who looked lonely or hot or both. She was both."
"Wait just a second! You always tell me you think she's hideous, that you'd rather fuck a month old boar than even stand next to her."
"I say that now, but I haven't always felt that way. At that party, when I saw her, my heart dropped... to my dick. I made it my goal that night to get with her, just for the night, because you and I both know I'm not the greatest with real relationships."
"A mute Siamese boy with downs syndrome could do better, yes."
"A bit harsh, but true. Anyway, most of the party was a blur except for the end. I don't remember how it happened, but I did end up with April, in the closet in a Santa Claus costume. I don't remember how good the sex was, but I remember after we were done, I bolted out of that closet. The only thing was I never put the pants back on. I was a bare ass Santa running through this party, away from April for some reason."
"You really don't know what happened? She didn't try to sodomize you did she? Did you have the taste of peanut butter and jelly in your mouth?"
"Haha, very funny. I'm pretty sure she didn't rape me, not so sure if she didn't try. Anyway, with the Santa streak I embarassed the hell out of her, and since she won't tell me why I was running from her, we sort of began to hate each other. That's pretty much how it happened."
"Of course! Now spill it." Frida responded, expecting some sort of juicy revelation.
"Okay then. It was around Christmas, at some party. It was a bullshit party but I was already drunk before I got there, and you know what that means." Danny started trailing off in thought.
"That you become Suave Dan, the Ladies Man." Frida finished the sentence, bringing his attention back to the story.
"Exactly. All this shy, quiet of a man becomes a man that all women want to get with." Dan continued, with a hesitant laugh, "Anyway, this party just so happens to be where April and I met. I looked around the party for anyone who looked lonely or hot or both. She was both."
"Wait just a second! You always tell me you think she's hideous, that you'd rather fuck a month old boar than even stand next to her."
"I say that now, but I haven't always felt that way. At that party, when I saw her, my heart dropped... to my dick. I made it my goal that night to get with her, just for the night, because you and I both know I'm not the greatest with real relationships."
"A mute Siamese boy with downs syndrome could do better, yes."
"A bit harsh, but true. Anyway, most of the party was a blur except for the end. I don't remember how it happened, but I did end up with April, in the closet in a Santa Claus costume. I don't remember how good the sex was, but I remember after we were done, I bolted out of that closet. The only thing was I never put the pants back on. I was a bare ass Santa running through this party, away from April for some reason."
"You really don't know what happened? She didn't try to sodomize you did she? Did you have the taste of peanut butter and jelly in your mouth?"
"Haha, very funny. I'm pretty sure she didn't rape me, not so sure if she didn't try. Anyway, with the Santa streak I embarassed the hell out of her, and since she won't tell me why I was running from her, we sort of began to hate each other. That's pretty much how it happened."